A New Bug-Bob Duncan and Mr.Moseby Fanfiction

butterland

****STILL MOSEBY'S POV****

"Yo! yo here!" The taxi man said.

"Look Bob!" I pointed out the window," we're here!"

I stepped out of the taxi , btw it was a shit car, and went over and opened Bob's door for him, because I'm a gentleman.

"Where's butterland?" Bob asked, getting out of the car.

"Oh it's up there." I pointed to the sky.

"WHAT?!!" Bob asked,''IT'S IN THE SKY?"

"Yo! excuse me but where's my cash?" The taxi driver interrupted.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! YOU JUST RUINED A MOMENT!!!!!"I screamed,"FUCK YOU AND YO SHIT CAR!!!!"

I flipped the guy off and grabbed Bob, "RUNNNNN!!!!"

***BOB'S POV***

"RUNNNNN!!" Moseby screamed.

I laughed, I like when Moseby flicks people off. He is sooooooo sexy.

I tried to keep up with Moseby as the taxi driver chased after us.

"FUCK!!!" I yelled,"I CAN'T KEEP UP!!"

I stopped to catch my breath.

"BOB COME ON!!! THE PATH TO BUTTERLAND IS RIGHT UP AHEAD!!" Moseby grabbed me and pulled me into a forest that seemed to magically appear.

I watched through the trees as the taxi driver stopped running and looked around.

I guess he didn't see the forest so he turned around and ran back to the car screaming, "FUCK YOU FAGGOTS!!"

"Come on Bob, we have to get to butterland!" Moseby took my hand and we skipped through the forest wizard-of-oz style, Moseby leading the way.

After a couple moments of silence I spoke up," soooo what are we going to do once we get to butterland?" We continued skipping."Well, there's someone I want you to meet.." Moseby said.

WHATTTTT???? IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE?!!! FUCK MOSEBY IF THERE IS!!! HE PRACTICALLY RAPED ME!!!

"Buttttttttt, don't worry Bob," Moseby said,"they're my friend, and I have my eyes on you only."

WHOOF! THAT'S A RELIEF!! THAT LITTLE GIT!

I smiled,"I like you Moseby." Moseby smiled back," I favor you as well, just as long as you DON'T RUN IN MY LOBBY!!!!!!!!!" We both laughed and continued skipping.

Ahhhhh, such a nice day.I looked at Moseby's tie, it had weed on it.

"Moseby?"I asked,"how many times have you smoked weed?" "Once."

"LOLLLLLLLLL!!!" I laughed. What? I've done it like 69 timesss. "Ok Bob we're here!!!" Moseby said.

I looked around, it didn't look like I imagined butterland to be.

"Where's the butter?" I asked.

"You'll see it soon." Moseby lead me over to a huge tree, and grabbed a stick off the ground.

AWWWWWWW HE'S GOING TO CARVE OUR INITIALS ON THE TREE!!!

Moseby drew one line on the tree.I frowned. Moseby noticed,"don't worry Bob, you'll be excited soon."

Moseby went to the side of the tree trunk and lifted it open like a door.

"WTF??!!" I gasped.

"Follow me Bob." Moseby said seductive-ly.