Lorax's pov:
Sigh, no one listens to me. I'm sick of being ignored by a bunch of homos who are trying to be rich. Why can't people be like me? I fight for nature, I SPEAK FOR THE TREES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. But no one else speaks for the trees. They have no tongues... how are they able to shout from the top of their lungs. Sigh.
I've tried everything to make randy and onceler stop. I've sacrificed my whole dignity. Jesus Christ I've seen some things... anyway, oh I do wish they'd stop. One day, as I'm walking through the dying truffula forest, I see a really tall cat wearing a hat.
"Wtf," I say. I curiously walk up to the tall figure and he's smelling the weed that grows off the trees. Goddamnit.
"Mmmm this shit is good," says the cat.
"What the fuck???" I yell. He turns around.
"Who said that? Oh, hello down there," said the weird cat.
"I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees. The trees say stop picking the weed off them!"
"You're a dr suess character too? Fuck yes let's be besties!"
"Too? What do you mean too?"
"Dickhead, I'm the cat in the hat. I'm literally the mascot u dumb bitch."
"I knew I looked familiar. You're on the back of my book. Anyways, stop picking the weed. I'm already suffering with the fact that all of these trees are being cut down."
"Chill out atleast im not cutting them down. And I'm technically doing you a favour. The less weed in the trees, the less likely they'll be cut down. And there's no way I'm paying $3.98 for a price of fabric that does everything and gets you high. I'm way too poor for that."
"Fair enough. I guess you're right." Goddamnit why does he have a good point.
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The Lorax x cat in the hat 🥰🥰🥰 (sequel to randy marsh x onceler)
FanfictionThis sets during and after the events that happen in randy x onceler The Lorax is sad because Randy and the onceler are cutting down the trees. He soon meets the cat in the hat, a very tall black and white cat who obviously wears a red and white top...
