SO SORRY FOR THE LONG DELAY LOTS OF SHIT IS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE RN BUT IM BACK
Cat in the hats pov:
Ehhhhhhhh I'm high asfffff. The truffula weed is gooddddd.
"Ok stop being high because I need you to do me a favour," says the Lorax.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhh."
"Can you break into the thweed factory and stop the onceler and randy from making more thweeds? Or ask them if they can get the weed some other way? My poor precious trees are dying."
"Ehhhhhhh no."
"Please???"
"Ok."
Im too high for this shit. Well I'm breaking into the thweed factory. Bro I think I just walked into two guys making out. Goddamnit why.
"GET THE FUCK OUT WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO WATCH US???" The guy in the green suit yells.
"Oh shit sorry. I'm high asf and some furry orange told me to tell u to stop making thweeds."
"I swear the Lorax needs to shut up," says the guy in the blue suit. "Tell him that he needs to shove a stick up his ass."
"Ok will do, thanks." Then I left.
I come back to the dying truffula forest and find the Lorax sitting on a tree stump.
"Well? What did they say?"
"They said u need to shove a stick up ur ass."
"Sigh, everyone is so mean to me. Thanks btw I'll see you around."
The Lorax is kinda hot tbh. His moustache is really turning me on. I've been gay since I was a little kitten. My first love was with the grinch, but he stole my Christmas tree so I broke up with him. He was kind of a bitch. All he ever talked about was how much he hated Christmas. Do you not have any interests? Or any hobbies? U don't need to make ur whole personality about hating Christmas.
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The Lorax x cat in the hat 🥰🥰🥰 (sequel to randy marsh x onceler)
FanfictionThis sets during and after the events that happen in randy x onceler The Lorax is sad because Randy and the onceler are cutting down the trees. He soon meets the cat in the hat, a very tall black and white cat who obviously wears a red and white top...
