Lorax's pov:
Well that didn't work. Sigh. How am I ever gonna make them stop? I guess I'm gonna have to take things further. I'm going to blow up the factory.
Yes, that means that the onceler and randy die, but it's for the best. I need to save the trees, even if it results in taking lives.
"Wtf are you doing u orange with rabies." Fuck it's that buttfucking cat again.
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm committing arson," I say.
"Isn't that illegal..?"
Oh fuck he's right. I don't wanna go to jail.
"Oh right, I forgot."
"I'm gonna report you to the police."
"Kill yourself you fat cunt I hope one of the axes cut off your head and use you as thneed material."
"Damn who hurt you?"
"The law did."
I'm sad. I wanna kms. I wanna kiss the cat in the hat. That last part i said is a joke.
Later today, I'm walking around crying because my hot ass trees are being chopped down when I see a figure twerking. Omg it's the cat in the hat. Daymmm he's fine 😍😍😍 wait no that's a cat. A very hot cat 🥵 gosh darn!
"Dayum sexy😩🥵💦," I say. His eyes are red so he must of been smoking weed again.
"I wanna kiss you," he says. Oh shit things are getting freakyyy
We make out for a bit. Mwa mwa, smooch smooch, that kind of shit. His breath smells like weed. I think it's getting me high.
"You look like Donald trumps mugshot photo," says the cat in the hat.
"Kill yourself."
"Damn."
(I have no idea what's happen it's been months since I updated this 😭😭)
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The Lorax x cat in the hat 🥰🥰🥰 (sequel to randy marsh x onceler)
FanficThis sets during and after the events that happen in randy x onceler The Lorax is sad because Randy and the onceler are cutting down the trees. He soon meets the cat in the hat, a very tall black and white cat who obviously wears a red and white top...
