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Leo and Mare posted a video titled we are not dating!!!
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"I find it infuriating that this is the first video we've posted in a year," Rosemary spoke to Leo, referring to their practically dead YouTube channel.
"Oh god, is it really," Leo laughed.
"Yup. Ready?"
"Yes," Leo nodded. "We're not dating."
"Like I need a flashing sign to emphasize how much we are NOT dating," Mare nodded. "Last week, the paparazzi caught Leo and I walking out of a restaurant. I got really overwhelmed with everything so when they asked if Leo and I were dating, I just shouted yes to get them to leave me alone."
"If you go back and watch the video, you will literally see the instant regret and shock on both of our faces," Leo nodded.
"Basically I lied because I wanted to be left alone. I'm not dating Leo, I never will date Leo, and I never have dated Leo," Rosemary stated.
"We literally grew up together. I know her family and she knows mine; we're basically cousins or siblings at this point," Leo chuckled.
"Oh my god we literally are like cousins," Rosemary smiled. "But yeah, we aren't fucking dating."
"So please stop calling Mare a homie hopper because she's literally not, like she gets minimal bitches and never has more than one at a time," Leo nodded, wrapping his arm around the girl.
"Fuck you," Mare slapped his arm.
"Oh, wait, I have a good one," Rosemary laughed to herself. "So like you know the saying when pigs fly? I'll date Leo when pigs fly."
