Alright this is just me using audios/vines/incorrect quotes as CU characters so enjoy that!!
(All of these are incorrect quotes) (Y/N is also in here)
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Mr. Krupp: Anxiety? What could be giving you anxiety?
Melvin: Uh, let's see. Every aspect of my life?
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Melvinborg: I'm not doing too well.
Melvinborg: I have this headache that comes and goes.
George and Harold: *Walks in*
Melvinborg: oh look there it is again.
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Y/N: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Melvinborg: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
George: Mr. Krupp tripped and fell while walking earlier.
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Harold: It's really muggy out today.
Melvin: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you.
Harold: *Sips coffee from a bowl*
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Melvin: Is it okay if I swear?
Melvinborg: Yes, me, I will allow you to swear.
Melvin: F
Melvinborg: Yes, go on.
Melvin: I'm nervous
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George: Consider the following.
George. Seatbelts. Except they throw you out of your seat and they're called yeetbelts.
Melvin: *Whispers under his breath as he vigorously searches through his flashcards* what the heck is a yeet
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Y/N: You remind me of the ocean
Melvinborg: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Y/N: Because you're salty and you scare people
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Harold: Alright, let's go over this again.
George: If something breaks?
Harold: We try and fix it before Melvinborg comes back.
Erica: And if that doesn't work?
Harold: We blame Melvin.
Melvin: Seriously? I hate you guys.
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Melvinborg: Truth or dare?
Y/N: Truth.
Melvinborg: How many hours have you slept this week?
Y/N: Dare.
Melvinborg: Go to sleep.
Y/N: I don't like this game.
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George: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Harold: I know it's bad for the environment or whatever.
George: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti.
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Captain U: SOME-
Melvinborg: *slaps tape on his mouth*
Melvinborg: *takes tape off*
Captain U: -BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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George: *traps a spider under a cup*
Harold: *appears and sets down two more cups*
George: no wait-
Harold: *shuffles the cups*
George: NO
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OH MY GOD IM SO TIRED XSGHVGA OKAY HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE ILL PROBABLY DO ANOTHER ONE TOMORROW YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Melvinborg x reader oneshots 😭
FanfictionI can't believe i'm actually writinb this while I have a fever[ my other book is just silentky dead at the moment- why am I doing this oml-
