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Melvinborg: FOUR MONTHS-
Y/N: What's wrong with him?
Melvin: I- It's nothing really..
Melvinborg: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.
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Melvinborg: You took advice from Krupp?!
Y/N: It's called hitting rock bottom, Sneedly
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George: Nothing in life is free
Harold: Love is free
Melvin: Knowledge is free
Erica: Everything is free if you run fast enough
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Harold: Why are we laying on the grass?
George: You slipped while we were on the merry go round and hit your head. You were knocked unconscious.
George: So I laid next to you so Melvinborg would think we were just chillin'.
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Krupp: That's a pretty rock
Y/N: Melvinborg gave it to me
Melvinborg: I threw it at you
Y/N: He's very sweet
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Melvinborg: Are you sure you're getting enough sleep?
Y/N: Sometimes when I sneeze, my eyes close.
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(This is a reference to @DRC00L4TT4's fanfic Extreme Heat Damage Detected. Very amazing fic, you should def check them out!)
Y/N: I'm fine, I'm with younger you.
Melvinborg: And those words are supposed to make me feel better how?
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George: Can we stay at your place tonight?
Erica: Why?
George: Harold played with a Ouija board and cursed the treehouse.
George: And Harold doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and screams, "Does this look like a hotel to you?"
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Y/N: I'm craving something sweet :(
Melvinborg, gesturing to himself: ;)
Y/N: I said something sweet, not a heap of salt
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Harold: It's like that one time you dared me to lick the swingset!
Melvin: No, I said, "Don't lick the swingset" and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Melvin."
Harold:
Melvin: And then you licked the swingset.
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Melvinborg: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game
George and Harold, nodding: Knife monopoly
Melvinborg:
Melvinborg: I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the f__k knife monopoly is
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[Date at the zoo]
Y/N: So what are they in for
Melvinborg: This isn't a prison
Y/N: So they can leave?
Melvinborg: Well no but-
Y/N, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one killed somebody
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