WOOOOOOOOOO I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A BIT BUT I PROMISE MORE ONESHOTS/CHAPTERS ARE COMING SOON
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Melvinborg: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Y/N: B-bees?
Melvinborg: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES.
Y/N: W-wait-
Melvin: [Walks in with the BEENA-IN-YOU 2000]
Y/N: WAIT-
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Krupp: Melvinborg kissed you??
Y/N: *stares woefully out the window*
Krupp: and you said 'thank you'?????
Y/N: *sighs*
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George: So why does Juliet (off) herself?
Harold: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.
Erica: You can tell this play is written by a man.
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Melvinborg: Crushes are the worst
Y/N: yeah. whenever i'm near mine, i start acting stupid
Melvinborg: pfftt you're always acting stupid
Y/N: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard
Melvinborg:
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Y/N: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Erica: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
George: Tackle him.
Melvin: Dump him.
Harold: Kick him in the shin.
Melvinborg: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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Store worker: Would a Mr. Sneedly please come to the front desk?
Melvinborg, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store worker: points to George and Harold
Store worker: I believe they belong to you?
George and Harold, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Melvinborg: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Harold: you look good today, bro. pro homo
George: don't you mean no homo
Harold: it's a new era, bro. support the gays
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Haorld: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Melvin: You're a hazard to society
George: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Y/N: Hey Melvinborg-
Melvinborg: Nope, no using those dumb math pickup lines on me.
Y/N: I was just gonna say that if you were a triangle-
Melvinborg: NO
Y/N: You're acute one.
Melvinborg: KRUPP TAKE THIS CREATURE SOMEWHERE ELSE
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Krupp: I feel like slapping the biggest idiot here.
Melvinborg: Krupp, self abuse is not okay.
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Y/N: How do George and Harold usually get out of these messes?
Melvinborg: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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Y/N: He can fly?
Melvinborg: He's only hovering. It's not that impressive.
Captain: Do you have to undermine everything I do?
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THIS ONE WAS MOSTLY Y/N AND MELVINBORG SORRY
BUT YAYAYAYA TAKE THIS
HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT
-your fav author/j
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Melvinborg x reader oneshots 😭
FanfictionI can't believe i'm actually writinb this while I have a fever[ my other book is just silentky dead at the moment- why am I doing this oml-
