A Journey through the MCU (an MCU X Male reader)

Thor: Raganrok-Chapter 6

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Y/n's eyes open, he takes a second to get his bearings. He then rubs his jaw and winces a little bit.

Y/n: I forgot just how hard father can punch.  

Y/n then sits up and looks around the room and spots his family talking amongst themselves. He then see Thor knocked out, with some women cleaning him.This makes Y/n wonder what he missed and how long he has been out for.  Y/n stands up and this gets the attention of his family as they start to make their way over to him.

Kratos: How are you feeling, son?

Y/n: Besides my Ego being a little hurt, I'm alright. Where are we anyways? And what happened to Thor?

Freya: Thor fought the Hulk and lost. And Now we are in the Hulk's room.

Y/n: Wait, Hulk is here?

Deimos: Yeah. He seemed happy that you were here. That why he invited us to come with him and now we are here. In his room.

Just then Thor wakes up with a gasp, which scares off the women that were cleaning him off. Thor stands up and looks around. He then spots Y/n and everyone else. He makes his way over to them after putting on his chest armor.

Thor: That was some fight you had with your father, Y/n.

Y/n: Indeed it was. I heard you fought the Hulk and lost.

Thor: I'll let you know that I had him on the ropes and I only lost because of this damn thing in my neck! And besides it's not like you would have done better.

Y/n:(Raises an eyebrow) You do know that I have knocked out the Hulk with one punch right?

Thor:...Whatever.

Thor then decides to change the subject.

Thor: I see you are bald now. The old guy cut your hair as well, Y/n?

Y/n: He did. Say did he look familiar to you at all?

Thor: Can't say he did. That was the first time I met him. 

Suddenly everyone heard a noise behind them and they all turn around just to see Hulk in a hot hub. 

Thor: Are we cool?

Hulk grunts.

Thor: It's Hulk in a hot tub. So how long have you been like that?

Hulk: Like what?

Thor: Like this. Big, and green, and stupid.

Y/n hits Thor on the arm.

Thor: Ow! (Rubs his arm) What was that for!

Y/n: Don't call him stupid.

Hulk: Hulk always Hulk.

Thor and everyone else look out of the window. 

Thor: How'd you get here?

Hulk: Winning.

Y/n: I think what he means is, how did you end up on this plant bud.

Hulk uses his hand to mimic the Quinjet. He then slams his hand into the water.

Hulk: Quinjet.