A girl ends up in a cliché Avatar fan fiction she hated for its cringeness... as a cannon fodder.
DISCLAIMER: English is not my first language, so there will be grammar mistakes. I don't own Avatar, I only own my ocs and their plots. I also own the...
A girl screamed in disbelief at her mobile phone and the reason for that reaction (already happened hundreds of times) was the book " Light of my eyes", the cringest and most absurd fan fiction she had ever read.
And that girl who's about to go crazy is me.
Okay, starting from the fact that already being a fan fiction about big blue aliens it's surreal from the start, but it's okay, everyone loves fan fictions for this very reason.
And taking into account that a lot of people, myself included, often read fan fictions with ridiculous scenes on purpose (as example the ones with the tags bellabashing, Edward bashing, elenabashing) because they are funny or give satisfaction or simply because they just like them, so theoretically "Light of my eyes" could have been nice too...
NO.
IT WASN'T AT ALL.
Well, some scenes were indeed funny but the story was too cringe/absurd.
It was a typical cliché Y/n x various fan fiction, in which, as often happens, the mc is a strange na'vi with a beautiful but particular appearance and ability:
A some sort of hybrid between a metkayina and an omaticaya with silver/white hair and deep red eyes who not only had strong connection with Eywa but was super OP;
She was able to control animals with her mind, breathe fire, speak Parseltongue (what's the point of talking to snakes in the middle of the sea?),
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[How I imagine your reaction reading the last sentence. I will do it for all the chapter, enjoy! ]
She could read other people's minds, shoot laser beams from her eyes, possessed super strength, she could control the size of her toes by shrinking or enlarging them at will (BITCH WTF?!);
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As if saying: What am I even reading?
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And she could also fly thanks to two small wings that sprouted on her ankles in times of need (a feature clearly copied from Namor).
Upon her arrival on the island everyone is captivated by her majestic beauty.
They follow her like little dogs and even the most trivial things (like put a little of salt on a dish, which in itself is useless because living on the sea many dishes are already salty due to the sea water; or taking a wood stick and drawing smileys on the sand) become a source of profound admiration.
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Not to mention the Tsireya bashing featured in the book...
No, I'm not joking.
There's Tsireya bashing.
TSIREYA BASHING!!!
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO THE SWEETEST, LOVELY AND KINDEST CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE MOVIE!?!?
SHE'S A SOFT CINNAMON ROLL OF CUTENESS!!
DAMN AUTHOR, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR HEAD!?!
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Author:
Hey guys!
How are you? I hope you are fine.
I had to split the chapter in two because with all the reaction images it was too long. I laughed my ass off while writing it, so I hope it will be hilarious for you too.
