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John, whispering: Why do you act so cute?
Sera: What?
John: Why are you always mute, like when I call?
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Leliah: So tell me what happened.
Sera: Well, John was driving. There was a deer on the road and he didn't see it.
Sera: So I said, "John, deer".
John: So I said, "Yes, Darling?".
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John: You look beautiful today!
Sera: Thank-
John: SIKE! You look beautiful everyday!
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Sera: On a scale from one to ten, you're a nine because I'm the one you need~
John: I'm a ten.
Sera: No, it's a pickup line.
John: I. am. a. ten.
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John: I only feel one emotion, and it's anger
Sera: Last night you texted me a hundred heart emojis
John: ...Out of anger
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Sera: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me up in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
John: Believe me, I've thought about it.
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