Part 69

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Remi: Hey, are you okay?

John: Yeah.

Remi: You don't look okay...

John: Then stop looking.

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John: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

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John: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Blyke: But your way is sheer force!

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Remi: My heart is guarded but like... very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

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Remi: The first time I ever got upset in front of Arlo, he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Arlo: I was doing both, for your information.

Elaine: The first time Arlo hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after.

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Arlo: *Locks John in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Remi: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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