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John: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
John: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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John: Alright, listen up, you little sh*ts.
John: Not you, Sera. You're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.
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Sera: Look, we need to talk about-
John: That place was already on fire before I got there.
Sera: Wait, what!?
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Sera: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Isen: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Elaine: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
John: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a f*cking smoothie.
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John: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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