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Arlo, talking to Sera: Well, whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would John do that?' and if he would, I do not do that thing.
Sera: ...
John, from the distance: He's not wrong though!
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John: Valentine's Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on himself*
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*When everyone in Wellston is getting beat up*
Vaughn: I'm doing my best.
Keene: You're not doing anything.
Vaughn: Yes, that's what I'm best at.
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John: Do you ever wonder why you're still single?
Zeke, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me?
John, sighing: I can name a few people...
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Remi: Guys, Arlo is missing.
John: Good.
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John: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your cr*p... have fun figuring out which one.
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