Part 31

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Sera: There are only two types of food in this world

Sera: Food I've eaten and food I have yet to eat

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John + Sera: *exchange mischievous glances*

John: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables.

Sera: Coconut oil is made from coconuts.

John: So baby oil-

Arlo: Can't we just have a nice dinner for once?!

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John: No this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?-

Darren: Your life?

John: I- Well yes, but-

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Elaine, whispering to Arlo: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on John without him noticing?

Arlo: Hey John, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

John: *takes and swallows the tracker* Pay up.

Elaine: ...

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Sera: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're comfy, but because the sleeves are big and I get to flop them around and smack people.

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*When Sera comes back from being suspended*

Sera: So, what's going on?

John: You want the long version or the short version?

Sera, hesitantly: The short version, I guess?

John: Sh*t's f*cked.

Sera: Oh-

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