Part 15

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Sera: Babe, can you pass me the butter?

Evie: *reaches for butter*

Remi: *also reaches for butter*

John: *running in through the door, a stick of butter in hand* You needed me, babe?

*Literally everyone loves Sera- I mean how can you not love her-*

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Adrion: What's worse than heartbreak?

Claire: Realizing dragons can't blow out their birthday candles.

Adrion: ... dude

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Remi, going into her dorm: Hello, people who do not live here.

Isen: Hey.

Blyke: Hi.

John + Sera: ...

Remi: I gave you the key for emergencies.

John: We were out of Doritos.

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Sera: Why are you angry?

John: I don't know.

Sera: So you're just angry for no reason?

John: Oh no, there are plenty of reasons. I'm just not sure which one it is.

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Evie: Words that end in 'ie' sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Dylan: Homie!

Sera: But then there's cootie-

John: Die.

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