You know I had to add Jarlo
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John: I spent so much time becoming a good person that I forgot I'm an amazing liar!!!
Arlo: Always the kind of thing that you want to hear from your boyfriend.
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John: This date is boring!
Arlo: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
John: Then why did you invite me?
Arlo: I didn't, I specifically told you not to come with me, but then you said "F you A*slo, I'll do whatever I want!"
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Arlo: How much did you spend on this date?
John: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
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Arlo: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
John: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Arlo: But you're always acting stupid??
John:
John: Yeah, don't think about that too hard please
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Arlo: I love you.
John, not paying attention: What was that?
Arlo: I said I'm selling you to the zoo-
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Sera: So you're dating Arlo?
John: What? No! I'm just buying him an accessory since he has a terrible fashion sense.
Sera: That's literally a wedding ring.
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