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I looked up from my book and saw a dove fly into my closed window... Dumbass bird.
I opened the window to see if it was okay and saw a letter around its neck, with the name 'gilding spider'... Holy shit.Who knows that? Who know me? What do they want?
I open the letter while having a all panic attack. It read ''Dear Gliding Spider, I am Dr. Timothy, I have come to ask in aid of the super hero team named " Freedom pals" I believe having a trained, real super hero will help my teammates and our rival team learn valuable hero skills. You do not have to fear about me telling anyone your identity, all I ask is that you meet my group at 1 A.M on the roof of the elementary school today."
.. A super hero team in this small town?
I didn't think Spider would be brought back so soon, I suppose I ought to get my suit soon.. It's 12:25..should I go?.. I suppose I will. I put on my suit along with my shorts, leg warmers and skates, which I had to relaceIt was 12:50 so I decided to head out, I opened my window, stepped out with my skates and closed the window, and skated to the edge of the building, shooting my webs and doing my normal 'swing from building to building'. After another 8 minutes of swinging, and occasionally skating on roof tops.
I got to edge of a building and jumped down, skating of the road untill I saw the building, I used my webs and grabbed onto some fucking part if the roof that was elevated. I got up quietly and heard what sounded like a bunch of teenagers arguing. One saying that 'the freedom pals can suck my dick',I had to stifle my giggle and figure out how to show myself.
I saw a teenager with a Raccoon based costume about to strike one with.. Tools? Weird, whatever.. I'll make my appearance.
I shot my web at the Raccoon hero, binding his arm to his side. "Woah now! Hitting a kid with a drill as a weapon may be a bad idea" I said while slowly walking from the shadows. "Halt! Stay there" this dude with.. A fucking kite??? Said. "Woahhh chill my man, I'm looking for doctor Timothy" I stated while putting my hands up in fake surrender.
I heard a voice in my head say the sentence "there you are Gliding Spider, a pleasure to meet formally" a blonde boy rolled over to me, I assume this is Dr. Timothy. "Please, call me Spider" I said with a smile under my mask.
"Wait.. THE Gliding Spider??? " a.. Another bug hero said? Holy shit we are friends now. "That it is buggy boy" I said with a slight smirk at how shocked he was seeing me, I mean cmon! I've been a well known hero for 7 years."Holy shit! " he yelled, hyped up and ran up to me. "Bug partners? " he said while reaching for high five. "I don't usually pair up but sure" I hit his fist with my own. "Hey spider fag, let me go! " the raccoon fucker said, pissed at me. "Mhh can't help ya there bud" I said with a smirk, I very much can undo my web, considering how I manipulate my webs.
He just fucking growled and started saying I needed to respect him while trying to break the web. I ignored him and focused on Dr. Timothy, with the bug boy clinging on my arm. "So.. Why was I asked to be here? " I asked the telepathic teen. "I thought it would be a good idea for these mediocre heroes to learn from a well respected hero" he.. Said? Idk.. But he was telling me that.
".. So you're telling me you all suck ass as super heroes?" I questioned what the blonde told me. The others seemed to flinch when Dr. Timothy confirmed what I had asked. "We're not that bad! " the bug on my arm whined. "You guys ain't exactly stealthy" I said, regretting saying ain't and it gave me a slight accent that I try to hide as a hero. "You're just a creepy little spider who stalks us heroes! " the raccoon said, wow what an ego.
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Fanficsouth Park x country, spiderman reader ༶•┈┈⛧┈♛♛┈⛧┈┈•༶ (name) is a sophomore redneck who moved to Colorado against their will, already depressed by the fact that they don't have all their animals anymore how will (name) handle what they think is just...