south Park x country, spiderman reader
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(name) is a sophomore redneck who moved to Colorado against their will, already depressed by the fact that they don't have all their animals anymore how will (name) handle what they think is just...
I handed my things to the clerk and she looked at me semi shocked, probably due to how much I was buying. "Uhm.. Your total is 168.25$, card or cash? " she asks, to which I respond with 'card'. I paid for it and met up with Nichole.
We decided on going to Spencer's. "So then she grabbed the snake and fucking cut off his head, and skinned him. " (name) finished the story about their Neice giving her a snake skin.
"Freaky! " Nichole laughed at my story. We walked into Spencer's and split again, I went to the incense and she went to the random fucking dick candy. I grabbed some incence that sounded nice, and went to check ok Nichole. She was laughing while picking up a giant dick lollipop.
"I'm so fucking getting this" she said while cackling, which made me start giggling with her. "How much is it? I can get it" I told her with a smile, she's nice! I like giving my friends gifts. "Oh nonono! I can get it, I dont want you to spend money on me! " she said while waving her hands.
"Oh well" I say while taking it from her and walking up to the counter. I saw a Gothic looking chubby girl short black hair at the counter. "Hello! " I greet her, when i see someone who I think looks cool I want to get them to like me.
Good thing I always bring bones anywhere I go.
I'm serious.
When going to get my card while she rang me up I grabbed a vole skull.
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"29.76, card or cash" she said in a bored voice. "Card" I said with a smile and handed her the card. Once she was done and handed me my bag I handed the Vole skull to her, leaving while she looked slightly stunned at the object.
I walked with Nichole and we went into Yankee Candle, because a bitch needs candles 🤷♀️
We went into the store and as we were talking about how when they were 10 that like every black person was arrested??? After the (not so) slight shock I went right to the candles, picking up different ones to figure out what kind I wanted. I picked up the 'cafe al fresco' and 'honey clementine', and when i grabbed them and went to find Nichole she was smelling a few candles in bliss, I told her i was going up to pay and she followed.
After paying and leaveingwe checked the time, it was time to head back to the meeting place, while walking I heard Nichole speak up. "Hey (name) could u get your insta? " I looked over to her, and after processing what she said I responded and pulled out my phone. "Yeah of course! My user is -----------" I looked to see her typing once i said my username.
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Sweet! I followed" she looked in my way with a closed eye smile, she's so pretty! "Oh I don't know of anyone's mention led anything yet.. Buy this town is.. Odd, theirs a lot of weird crimes and we even have our own super hero group" she ended with a nervous smile, my anxiety spiked thinking of the fact I had to finish my base. "Haha! Yeah I've seen some news articles" I nervously laughed.
"I think a new hero emerged, no one knows who they are yet" she told me while looking up to ceiling made of glass. "Huh.. Maybe we will soon" I looked away anxiously, but trying to not look suspicious.
"Yeah.. I just hope their a decent super hero, not like the Raccon" she sighed, I was curious, what had he done? "What wrong with him? " "So much! He's evil I don't know how people call him a hero! He killed a kids parent years ago and blamed it on his evil hand puppet thingy! " I was staring at her in shock, he did WHAT???
I am so beating his ass.
".. What happened to the kid? " I asked, curious if they still lived here. "It's a long story.. The parent was sorta.. Revived? They still live here though, the kid lives right next to Butter's, but you probably don't know him " she shrugged at the end.
"Good god.. He sounds like a total Yankee" I rolled my eyes, then noticed Nichole's confused expression. "Oh its a southern saying" I laughed while scratching my head, she joins along in the laugh, and after a bit more talking about the super heroes we meet up with the girls.
They all ran up to each other and started showing what they got, I was just kinda standing there. "Hot topic? Isint that, that vampire store? " I heard Bebe ask. ".. Vampire? " I asked, confused. "Uh.. Never mind" she said with a smile.
"Right! Girls, we HAVE to let (name) in on all the drama okay! " Wendy announced while clapping her hands together.
"So I have two boyfriends, we're polygamous, their names are Stan and Kyle" Wendy told me, seemingly dreaming of her boyfriends. "Oh! And I'm gender fluid, I go by Wendy or Wendl,and this kid named Butters, or Marjorie is also gender fluid" she said with a big smile on her face.
"Right, you already know but me and Tolkien are dating, poly as well but right now only the two of us" Nichole said with a big smile on her face. "So I used to have the hots for Kyle, and then I dated this guy named Clyde but I'm over both them now" Bebe informed me.
"I used to date this asshole name Eric Cartman, ignore him at all costs! He's a awful person" Heidi yelled while shaking my shoulders, eventually being stopped by Wendy. "I never officially dated anyone but this boy named Kenny has slept with like every girl in South Park, including me" Red told me, messing with her nails.
"Oh! Craig and Tweek are gay and have dated since elementary school, Scott and Sophie are dating, theirs this rivalry between the Goth kids, vamp kids, and emo kids, so I'd stay away from them all together" Wendy sighed.
I was trying to understand everything being told to me, not used to being told so much drama. "Heidi do you have a cig? " I heard Red ask Heidi. "No, I left then in my room" Heidi sighed. "I've got Black devil if you want? " I offered to the nicotine deprived girl.
"Yes! Omg your a lifesaver! " she thanked me while I got her a cig and lighter. "I don't understand how people like the taste of those, capes taste way better" Bebe rolled her eyes, taking out a pink and orange vape, letting Wendy take a hit after her. "Eh my dad always smoked Malboro so I do to, along with black devil" I shrugged.
"Gross! Malboro tastes like shit, I prefer Camel" Heidi shook her head. "Eh I didn't see the hate against Malboro, it's a classic cig" Red said after taking a puff of smoke from her pink cigarette. "I don't see the point in smoking personalily" Nichole shrugged, we all continued chatting for awhile, then decided we shoudk all go home, we bid our farewells and I got the other 3 girls instagrams
I'm so tired..
Secrets!
✈️🥇~(name) 's sister graduated top of her air pilot class for the military, she occasionally goes on duty but no where dangerous most of the time
💊🚬~(name) is awful about taking their medicine, yet their great at remembering if they brought cigarettes
🪦⚰️~(name) 's family has a history of addiction, causing a lot of young deaths in the family
