☆◇➷yet another redneck in Colorado➹◇☆ discontinued

mf thats a PYTHON

(Name)'s pov .・゜゜・

"Uhh... We kinda let a green rat snake into the woods by accident'' the black haired boy said, I went quiet.

"... Mother fucker a rat snake in Colorado???! " I asked while looking at him in the mirror.
".. Yeah uh.. We're still looking for him" he looked out the window, I slammed the brakes and got out.
"God dammit we are finding that fucking snake" I sighed while looking for something green in the white.
"But.. What is he bites us? " the redhead asked me.
"It's a rat snake you'll be fine" I rolled my eyes while still looking.

He looked nervous and got out, along with his friends. I walked around, prepaird to pick up a bright green, probably large and aggressive snake.
I heard a slither and looked down quickly, and.. Saw a green python. I stopped abruptly in my tracks, it was a clearly domesticated snake, I grabbed him and he didn't even try to bite me, I lightened my grip and let him slither on my arm. I turned around to look after the boys with a blank stare.

"This is a python you dumbasses, and it's clearly domesticated,you dipshits woulda killed him! It's way to fucking cold for him" I said while staring at the bewildered teens.
I sighed and went back into the Jeep. "Get in" I told them all, I wasn't waiting for their asses when they left a python to be basically killed in Colorado.
They all slowly got back in the car and the one with a parka said "your gonna leave it on your arm?? " in a muffled voice.
"It's a domesticated Python, they are usually tame, and i don't care if he bites me" I sighed while starting to drive again.

"Where am I even going? " I raised a brow while looking at the boys.
"Uh.. I assume your new here.. Do you know where where the gun shop is?.. That's where we need to go" the redhead replied.
"No.. Mind giving me directions? "
I asked the teenagers around me.
"Yeah uh.. Take ------ street and then ---------- avenue" he replied and I nodded in acknowledgment.

"Your new here right? What's your name? " the black haired boy asked me.
"(Name), y'all? " I asked while getting to the main road.
"I'm Stan, that's Kyle, that's Cartman, and that's Kenny" Stan informed me, pointing to the corresponding males.
"Uh.. Nice to meet y'all I guess" I looked to the road awkwardly.
"You guess? What were not good enough for your standerds? " the boy with brown hair,cartman j think, asked sarcastically. I looked at him with a pissed look, I don't like this guy.

"No" I said bluntly while making eye contact with him. Was that true? No, was I going to fuck with him? Yes.
He made a pissed face and started yelling random shit i didn't even bother to listen to, the redhead, who I believe is kyle? Made him shut up after a while.
After some minutes of awkwardness we were there, I stopped by the door to let them them out.
"Thanks dude, we owe you one" Stan thanked me.
"Yeah, thanks" Kyle followed up, Kenny mumbled something but I didn't understand what, cartman got out while pouting like a child. I waved fnen odd and left, looking at the snake on my arm.

"... Guess im keeping you huh? Let's go to the pet store" I sighed while leaving to get what I needed for this python, he was smaller then a normal Python so I assumed he was young.
After a few minutes I pulled up to the pet store, I walked in with the snake on my arm still, I walked to the reptile section and got him a tank, bedding, heater, water dish, and some hides, it would suffice for now but I had to get him more soon. I walked up to the register, with a frozen mouse as well, I saw the same boy as last time working.

".. Where did you get that? " he asked me with a slight lisp, I looked to the snake and shrugged. "Some kids let him loose, I'm keepin him" he looked at me like I was insane but rung me up anyways.
"Uh... 284.36,card or cash? " I responded and payed, I heard him speak up before I left.
"Ah! Uhm.. Could I.. Mayhaps get.. Your Instagram? " he looked down with blush from embarrassment I assume, I agreeded and gave him it, I bid him farewell and left to go home with my new found pet.

After while I got home, putting the snake around my neck and grabbing all my stuff, I took him to the same token  as Asmo, which is the only room the dogs and cats can't be in.
I set his tank up and gave him water, I set him in and let him adjust, I did notice that he has mites though, I'd have to get him medicine. I left the room to give him some peace after feeding him, seeing hi devour it I assumed he hasn't eaten in a good while.

I started to think of what to name him, I didn't really have a theme for making them, just what I think fits them, I eventually decided on Milotic (not because it's Ray's fav pokemon hahah what are you talking about).
I sent Ray a picture when the caption 'just got a Milotic irl' which they responded with lots of all caps and 'awws'.
I smiled and noticed a text from Wendy, she told me that a party was happening and that I was invited, seeing as the teenagers wanted to meet the new kid.

I felt dread fill my stomach, I hate big groups of people, and I don't really like making friends, but I also have major FOMO, so ignoring what half my senses were telling me, I agreed, asking her the details.
Was I really invited?
Are they gonna be mad im there?
What if I do something stupid?

I started scratching my face, it's something I do when I'm stressed but it leaves me with scars unfortunately, I hate my skin due to it, I then remembered that tonight I had that meeting  with Callgirl and Mysterion, I quickly left the house and went right finish the base, and after a few hours I had finished, it wasn't great but oh well.

It was getting close to out meeting time so j got suited up and left, I got to the elementary school roof before the two, so I hid as to not let myself be ambushed.
After a few minutes Callgirl had claimed the ladder and was ok the roof, after a few more minutes so was Mysterion, so I left the shadows.

"Thanks for coming"

Secrets!

🐍🔎~(name) can tell what literally any snake is

💤🚫~(name) gains eyebags easily, especially in winter for some reason

👾💉~ I thought I put this in but I can't fine it, (name) has autism and adhd, they hyper fixate on video games and first aid for animals