☆◇➷yet another redneck in Colorado➹◇☆ discontinued

i aint that tired bro 😭

(Name)'s pov .・゜゜・

".. Eh-what?" I stared in disbelief at the boy, did he just call me a ghost?
"A ghost!!! " he started to cry, panic evident on his face.
"I-i ain't a ghost!.. Its-its okay??? " I tried to comfort the sobbing boy across the counter.
The boy that I think was.. Craig? Idk, the blue hat guy, he came in and immediately went behind the counter and patted Tweek, he looked over at me before speaking.

"What did you do" he said in a (pathetic) threatening voice.
"I just ordered a coffee man! " I replied, hoping I wasn't about to get into a fight with this kid.
He was about to speak up until Tweek cried out.
"Craig!! It's-ack! a ghost!" While panicking he pushed Craig away with a very strong shove and left.
Craig looked over his retreating figure then back at me.

"That's not a ghost babe, that's the new kid" he looked to where the boy ran while shouting at him with a blank face and walked back there.
Tweek looked back to me through the door, his face turned to one of panic he screamed something incoherent and ran back, I heard mummers from I assume Craig

After a few minutes of me awkwardly standing there the boy came back out.
"Ack- s-sorry" he apologized while twitching.
"Eh.. It's fine, uhm can I get a (f/d)? "
"Yea-a h" he rang me up and went to get my order, as I waited I checked my phone to see texts from my sister.

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Raylene
Hey the lake house is free till like school starts, you should find a time 2 come down, maybe with friends

(Name)
Ray I do not know any if ppl well enough to invite then anywhere, it'd just be awkward

Raylene
Aye, ynever know

(Name)
Jesus Christ

Raylene
Besides, it's gonna be baby turtle season, AND me and John got a new kitten and my allergies are KILLING me

(Name)
FR???
SHOW
WHAT'S THEIR NAME
WHAT BREED ARE THEY
WHAT COLOR

Raylene
CHILL
here
(Photo)

(Name)
ABSHHSJDD
AWWWW
BBY

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As I was shaking in happiness I heard my order called, I went up and grabbed it, thanking Tweek and going to leave, but I was stopped by Craig.

"give me your phone" he made grabby hands, and I did as he said.
When he gave it back I noticed it was on an account that looked like him.. I assume it was him? it said craig, that's all the info I had.
"Your cow is ugly, I'll text you" he stated and left behind the counter, I looked where he left for a moment and then left, going back to my house.
.
.
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how did he know I had animals?
I froze in my place, trying to decipher how he knew that fact... I worked up courage and texted him, asking how he knew that.

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(name)
dude
how the fuck did you know j had pets????

Craig
the girls wouldn't shut up about you, I found your Instagram and saw the sabel

(name)
.. dude that's creepy asf
wait
wasn't the only recent picture of Marnie from like two years ago!?!

Craig
yeah

(name)
.. why would you go down that far???

Craig
I had nothing better to do
besides seeing the corny shit you post was amusing

(name)
corny???
what's Id post that was corny?? 😭

Craig
probably the concert pictures of your friends shot gunning, being followed up with pictures of a yellow ram truck with the caption 'who the fuck left their fucking bingo truck at my house,Zoe saw it and punched me, she doesn't know how to play the game'

(name)
IT WAS A YELLOW CAR, IT WAS A BINGO, SHE PUNCHED ME WHILE I WAS DRIVING
which actually happens a lot when she's drunk I've noticed

Craig
still corny
now fuck off, I have a job
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He sent that last text and I was filed with dread, and regret, I was being to 'me', he's annoyed now, Jesus I already fucked up.
I sighed and pulled up to my house, yes, I was texting while driving, I am a dumbass, ik.

... I forgot I went there to ask what I should do around town.
Shit.
I just looked up things near me to try and find something entertaining in this small town. .. A gun shop.. They might be interesting?
I got on my four-wheeler and headed there, being awake enough to realize I shouldn't wear headphones 💀
I pulled up to the store, going into the parking lot near it and heading inside.

"Well who the hell are you? " the clerk spoke up in a questing voice, but it wasn't hostile.. Tbh he reminds me of my uncle.
"(Name) sir, just moved here" I nodded my head in greeting, which he returned.
"Well what are ya doing here? Gotta be 18 to buy a gun" he crossed his arms while staring at me.
"Came to look, I figured you'd have sine bear spray or something"
I shrugged.
He made a conflicted face "uh... I'll check, I don't know if we do" he walked into the back to look for bear spray, I'd settle for pepper spray but I'd rather have bear spray.

He came out holding a pink container, saying "we only got pink ones" as he set down the container, showing around 7 pink bear sprays.
"That's fine, how much? " I asked him while pulling out my card.
"35.25$ " I handed him my card and once I was given my bear spray i thanked him and went on my way.

As I got into my four-wheeler I noticed a text, it was from Vampir.

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Vampir
(Name)! My friends have become interested in your mortal life, they wish to see who the new blood is!
So they wanna hang out

(Name)
I mean I don't have plans today 🤷‍♂️

Vampir
Perfect! Meet us at the park at 10:30 today!

(Name)
Okii

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Well it's 9:52 right now, I should see how far it is from here.
... 8 minutes, I have a while till I need the leave, I looked around and didn't really see anything interesting, so I decided to just go ahead to the park.

After a few minutes of driving I was there, I saw Vampir was already there, with a few other kids. He turned around and spoke out to me.

"(Name)! Over here! "

Secrets!

I'm going insane, there are none today