Explosive Pizza!

Chapter 4

Patty and the Brers took Jill into the forest.

"Alright, Sis Jill. Just cuz Brer Rabbit's kitchen blew up..." Brer Fox began.

"Sis Patty!" Brer Rabbit coughed.

"Which destroyed all de food..." Brer Fox continued.

"Sis Patty!" Brer Bear coughed.

"An' all o' Splash Mountain iz left ter fend fo demselves..." Brer Fox continued.

"I know, I know. Sis Patty!" said Patty.

"Don't mean you'll nevah eat ag'in" said Brer Fox.

"What are you going to do?" said Jill.

"We gon' find you some food out hee-ah in de woods. Mot'er Nature provides fo' all" said Brer Fox.

"But we should also be careful before we eat anything wild. Many fruits and plants are poisonous and could kill us" said Jill.

"Dat'd be worth it. Starvin's a worse killa" said Brer Rabbit.

"Luckily fo' you, ma'am, you's wit a trio o' wilderness experts. Now let's be one wit nature an' de food'll find us" said Brer Fox.

He took two leaves and rubbed them on his face. "Deez leaves feels like day's exfoliatin' my skin. It's kinda tingly."

Patty looked at the leaves carefully. "Brer Fox, these are diablo leaves! They're poisonous! They cause fever..."

"Whoo! I's hot!" said Brer Fox.

"Fatigue..." Patty continued.

"An' supah tired" Brer Fox yawned.

"And one more thing; what is it?" said Patty.

"Agh! A fire-breathin' dragon!" Brer Fox shouted before running off.

"Oh yeah. Hallucinations" said Patty.

Meantime, Jeremy and Burt were chilling by the Slippin' Falls.

"I'm so glad we were able to help Chad get over his fear of dogs" said Burt.

"Me too. Letting my friends down is one of my top three things to never do. Number one is missing Patty sliding down the big plunge. She always looks so happy" said Jeremy.

Just then, they heard a big splash coming from the fishing spot. 

"What was that?" said Burt.

The two ran over to the sound and saw that Chad had pushed one of Splash Mountain's log boats out of the river and onto the fishing spot.

"Chad! The river's over there" said Jeremy.

"Uh... oh dear. How could I have missed it?" Chad stuttered.

"First you're scared of a dog and then you wreck a log like you're head's in a fog? Are you acting out or writing a children's book?" said Burt.

"We need to clean this up before someone sees!" said Jeremy. 

"Jeremy's right. You don't wanna get sent home tonight do you?" said Burt.

"Of course not. But how else will I learn my lesson?" said Chad.

"By accepting the fact that I've known you learned it years ago" said Jeremy.