Brer Fox: Alright, Sis Jill. Just because Brer Rabbit's kitchen blew up...
Brer Rabbit: *fake cough* Sis Patty!
Brer Fox: Which destroyed all the food...
Brer Bear: *fake cough* Sis Patty!
Brer Fox: And all of Splash Mountain is left to fend for itself...
Patty Duke: I know, I know. *fake cough* Sis Patty!
Brer Fox: Don't mean you'll never eat again.
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Brer Vulture: Brer Chad! If you're back in the Laughing Place, how come you aren't laughing?
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Jeremy Clyde: Is the vulture telling the truth, Chad? Did you not even eat breakfast because you're afraid of dogs?
Chad Stuart: That's half right, Jeremy. I did develop a little fear of dogs a few days ago. And I didn't eat breakfast because I'm just not hungry.
Burt Ward: Holy surprise ending! Since when is an animal lover afraid of the best kind?
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(Brer Fox is roughhousing with a hallucination)
Brer Bear: Wow. I can't believe he's wrestling an imaginary gnome.
Brer Rabbit: I can't believe he's losing.
Brer Bear: Yeah, you'd think he'd have the upper hand being real and all.
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Burt Ward: Holy one hundred and three degree fever!
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(Chad just pushed a log out of the river)
Jeremy Clyde: Chad! The river's over there!
Chad Stuart: Uh... oh dear! How could I have missed it?
Burt Ward: First you're scared of a dog and then you wreck a log like you're head's in a fog? Are you acting out or writing a children's book?
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Brer Fox: Brer Rabbit! Is the pizza ready yet?
Brer Rabbit: It's ready to do something alright!
Patty Duke: It's gonna blow!
(the oven explodes)
Jill Stuart: Oh my goodness! What happened, Mr Rabbit?
Brer Rabbit: Uh, something went wrong. I'm sorry, Sis Jill.
Brer Fox: Sis Patty? Did you put all of this baking powder in the dough?
Patty Duke: Of course! Because we were baking the pizza.
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Chad Stuart: *about Dale the dog* He's so cute! I mean, cute in a scary way. That's probably how he lures in his victims!
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(the Brers are pretending to be Chad's family)
Brer Bear: When's it gonna be ready? I would like to eat before I'm in the grave.
Brer Rabbit: One more complaint and I'll put you there.
Brer Bear: Good. Then I'd finally get some peace and quiet. Away from you.
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Jill Stuart: Please let my lunch involve vegetables. I need to watch my figure.
Brer Rabbit: That's good. Because vegetables is all I put on my pizza.
Jill Stuart: Pizza? Really?
Brer Fox: Relax! You're in Splash Mountain. Give your figure a break.
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Explosive Pizza!
FanfictionBook/movie 4 in the "Jelly Side Up!" series with IMDB stuff.
