QSMP One Shots :D

Mother Dearest

a/n: this was inspired by @antistalgic's egg au on twt, make sure to check them out :D

Leo put her head in her hands and closed her eyes. These eggs were gonna be the death of her. Don't get her wrong, she loved them a lot, but dear lord were they hyper. She rubbed her eyes and looked up. Currently, Foolish was sitting on the head of his dragon statue, blatantly ignoring the interior of his tower. Vegetta was standing by Foolish's workbench, looking utterly baffled on how his boyfriend can stand the disorganized mess he calls his storage.

Leo walked over to where Vegetta was. The egg's purple cape swished in the wind as he turned to face her. He hopped up and down, greeting her. Seeing him place down a purple sign, she walks around to get a better view.

"Hola Leo! ¿Cómo estás hoy?" the sign reads. She smiled at the egg.

"Hola Vegetta. Estoy bien, pero un poco cansada. ¿Sabes lo que está haciendo Foolish?"

The egg destroyed the sign, putting a new one in its place.

"No lo se :c"

"Ah, está bien. Voy a ver cómo está." She bent down and kissed the egg's head. "Hasta luego, hombre pequeño."

She sighed and walked towards the dragon statue. Thankfully, Foolish had built a bridge a few days ago, so she no longer had to swim to get to it. After checking he was still at the top, she stepped onto the elevator and went up as far as it would take her.

She walked the rest of the way to where Foolish was sitting. The gold speckled egg was sitting idly, playing with his signature green ball clackers. She giggled as she watched him continuously reset his toy over and over.

"Hey buddy, having fun?" she said, plopping down next to him. He looked in her direction, seemingly startled by her comment. After realizing it was her, he placed down a yellow sign.

"HELLO :D" the sign read.

Without bothering to destroy the first sign, he hurriedly placed another one.

"IM AVOIDING INTERIOR. I HATE INTERIOR RADA RADA RADA." The egg shifted rapidly

before placing another sign.

"WATCH THIS LEO"

Before she could process what happened, Foolish ran and jumped off the dragon.

"FOOLISH" Leo shouted. She ran to the edge and looked down, seeing his signature shark paraglider over his head. She sighed in relief, broke the signs he had left, and jumped down after him. Once the pair reached the shore, Leo ran to Foolish.

"Foolish you gotta stop doing this" she scolded the egg. The egg shook his head at her and placed a sign.

"IM IMMORTAL LEO DONT WORRY"

Leo put her head in her hands.

"You're gonna be the death of me, Foolish," she mumbled, mostly to herself.

Hearing another sign placed, she looked up.

"DONT WORRY, IF YOU DIE I CAN GIVE YOU SOME OF MY IMMORTALITY :D"

Leo read the sign in disbelief, and stared at the egg. He rapidly shifted again, before running off to see what Vegetta was doing. Leo just shook her head and broke the signs the egg left behind. Midway through destroying the last sign, Vegetta ran up to her and pulled on her pant leg. He pointed at where Foolish was, and ran back to him, signaling for Leo to follow.

She picked up the sign and put it in her backpack before walking over to the eggs. When she got there, there were a mess of signs she was sure she would have to pick up later. Reading through them, she saw the two had been talking about the tower's interior. She heard a new sign being placed and looked in that direction.

"ROO ROO ROO," Foolish looked at Vegetta, shifting. Vegetta placed a sign of his own.

"BUP BUP," Vegetta turned towards Foolish, jumping up and down.

The two eggs took turns writing their stim signs, while Leo stood contently watching them. Her boys may be exasperating, but at the end of the day, they were still her boys, and she wouldn't know what to do without them.

a/n: i love this au so much, you dont understand guys. but yeah hope you enjoyed :D

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