You wanted to play up Kyle's vampire pseudo and chose the movie Queen of the Damned.It was an extremely sensual vampire movie and you wanted to see how he would react to it and where things would go.
"This looks interesting, I've never seen this before." He said pressing play.
"Do you watch a lot of vampire movies?" You ask.
"Not really, I'm more of a comedy person like Baseketball ."
"We can put on another one if you want?"
He blushed, "No, no, I invited you over. You get to pick tonight."
You smile as he brought over the food and sat right next to you on the couch.
"Oh hey, do you mind if I grab a drink?" You ask pointing to the fridge.
The color drains from his face and he bolts upright.
"No! I mean there's no drinks in there, I can get you one from upstairs."
You cock your head, "Well then why do you have a fridge and a deep freezer down here?"
"Well it's- uh"
"Never mind it's none of my business, my bad. What do you have to drink?"
He looks thoroughly relieved and lists off the drinks. One of them happens to be your favorite and you ask for it politely.
As he hurries up the stairs, you feel an overwhelming urge to open that fridge and freezer.
No. He was clearly upset, you shouldn't snoop. He's trusting you not to intrude. It's your first time alone together don't make him regret it.
You ignore your impulsive side and do the right thing by keeping your hands to yourself.
Kyle
Kyle ran through the kitchen as fast as possible to get Y/N's drink fearing that if he left her alone for too long that she might be tempted to look inside his fridge.
Would she really do that? Am I doubting her trust already?
He could just imagine the screams she would make upon discovering its contents. How she would call the police and...
He didn't want to entertain that nightmare any longer.
...
The movie was basically plotless and had terrible special effects but he knew why she liked it. It had a lot of sexual undertones. Scratch that. Sexual OVERtones.
She's freaky as fuck.
The vampire on screen was the lead singer in a band making Kyle feel a little more confident in his chances with Y/N.
"You know, it's kind of a coincidence that this vampire is the lead singer in a band because I am too."
He realizes he could have worded that better and overcorrects himself.
"I mean a singer, not a vampire! Definitely can't be a vampire. But I play bass! I play bass also...In the band, I sing and play bass guitar."
"Yeah? No way, I can totally picture it now", she said with her hands spread, "Kyle Broflovski the vampire singer who also plays bass."
Even as he laughed it off with her Kyle started to sweat. He knew she was joking but even hearing her say the words made him nervous.
"So what's the name of your band?"
"Crimson Dawn. I know, it's gay but we came up with it in middle school and it just stuck."
"Nothing wrong with that, It just matches the aesthetic," she says referring to his slightly pointed teeth.
...
The vampire queen on screen whisks the male love interest away to an island to consummate their union in a rose petal covered bathtub with Deftones playing in the background.
You secretly wished that Kyle was a vampire and imagined the two of you in that scene.
He notices you staring intently and laughed, "I'm starting to see that you have a type."
"Nah, none of the guys have red hair."
You both froze.
Fuck. I said that out loud.
"I mean it's just so unique," You say staring into his eyes.
Even in the glow of the TV they still shone a deep green. You leaned in a little closer. Were you just seeing things or did they start to turn red around the edges?
He quickly shut them and looked away.
Kyle
Shit shit shit. My eyes are probably red right now.
Another unfortunate caveat of being a vampire was that blood and sex were connected.
His eyes would pool into a reddish color whenever he was turned on, and to make it go away he had to either 'release the tension' or down some more blood to even it out. Or his personal favorite, to combine the two.
He learned that the hard way in middle school. Because he was the only Estrie in the immediate family, he had to share these new findings with his parents. It was way worse giving 'the talk' than getting it. His mom had to go out of town to find more blood bags for him it was so bad. It was pretty fucking embarrassing.
He was at the height of all his senses tonight. She was so close to him. So close he could hear her beating heart and smell the blood flowing through her veins. He started to fantasize about doing all the things the vampire on screen was doing to her...
He grabbed his metal water bottle and started to sip on it. Between her and the movie, he might need a refill.
Kyle centered the conversation to keep her from thinking too much about what she might have seen.
"So you think my hair is unique?"
"Yeah. I wish I could see more of it."
Kyle moved a little closer and hesitantly removed his hat. He would just have to work a little harder to keep from getting distracted.
"Wow, it's so... big. Like bouncy and curly." She said running her fingers through his hair.
A shiver ran down his spine. It was rare for him to let anyone touch his hair. Hair was sacred to an Estrie but he made an exception for her.
Her hands felt so good. Too good.
"It's a little messy right now," he said putting his hat back on.
Having it off any longer she would have him crawling the walls. Literally.
...
You were 98% sure that you were not imagining things.
You know you saw his eyes begin to change color. And why was he constantly wearing that hat? His hair is beautiful why would he cover it? What was in the fridge?
You start to apply some rationality or maybe to gaslight yourself or both.
The eye color change could have been a reflection off the TV and he might just be self-conscious about his hair. Maybe the fridge was messy and he didn't want you to see the old leftover takeout inside.
A part of you felt like something was off but as much as you loved vampires and wanted to believe that anything was possible, the fact is that they just simply didn't exist.
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The Vampire Kyle (Kyle X Reader)
FanfictionKyle Broflovski's bloodline has cursed him to life as a vampire, a secret he's kept his whole life until he falls for you. 🥀 He's faced with the task of defending himself from Cartman's vampire slaying agenda and getting his band a gig that isn't t...