1 am:
TheirCalamity: ey yall awake?
*Alador'sgayman is online*
Alador'sgayman: wtf do you want.. ITS 1 AM.
TheirCalamity: oh - i have a package for you and alador! its outside your door!
Alador'sgayman: okaaaay? one second-
*Darius'gayman is online*
Darius'gayman: brooooo let me sleeep-
Alador'sgayman: GURL WTF
TheirCalamity: like my gift? :]
Darius'gayman: BOY THAT IS A DEAD WOMAN!
TheirCalamity: exactly.
*Defnottheonewhodidit is online*
Defnottheonewhodidit: I SEE DRAMA I CLICK!
Darius'gayman: EY EDALYN'S KID, CALL EVERYONE TO GET ONLINE FOR A BIT-
Defnottheonewhodidit: YUP!
*Everyone is online*
Illusionmaster: bro it is 1am-
PlantQueen: . . . GIRL-
HerRainestorm: . EDA WHAT IN THE TITAN DID YOU DO?!
TheirCalamity: NOTHING~~~~ JUST A LITTLE SMALL CRIMMME
Alador'sgayman: GURL WTF DO YOU MEAN. YOU GOT A WHOLE DEAD BODY INFRONT OF THE HOUSE IM SLEEPING IN! WHY THE F*CK DID THE COUNCIL DECIDE TO CLEAR ALL YOUR CRIMINAL RECORDS T-T
KingOfDemons: . F*CK!
TheirCalamity: KING NO!
Hootsifer: king yesssssssssss.
CoolAuntLulu: . Hootsifer. you. son. of. a B-
Batata: DID LILLITH JUST CURSE?
Gus'matty: OH MY GOD.
TheirCalamity: OH LORDIE LORD~ LIKE I F*CKING CAREEEE
PlantQueen'sbf: - EDA YOU CREATED THIS DISASTER -
TheirCalamity: THAT B*TCH DIDNT WANT TO SHUT THE F*CK UP SO~.... YEA!
Defnottheonewhodidit: bro.
KingOfDemons: WHY-
TheirCalamity: WHEN ITS GONNNNNNE~ ITS GONE~ ITS GONE ITS GONE~
*CoolAuntLulu has muted TheirCalamity*
Defnottheonewhodidit: lets all just go back to sleep.
*Everyone is offline except..*
*TheirCalamity is unmuted bc the person who muted her is offline*
TheirCalamity: .. OH WELL!
*TheirCalamity is offline*
omg- bro- the views of this story is bigger than a doctor's whole career TvT
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..A Typical Owl House Group Chat..
HumorLuz finally finds a way to make everyone go to a therapy with all the drama that happens in this group chat- INCLUDING HERSELF! Yes there are chapters with many many ships and this is new bc i have seen many of them are ongoing or complete so...