GURL WTF-

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1 am

TheirCalamity: ey yall awake?

*Alador'sgayman is online*

Alador'sgayman: wtf do you want..  ITS 1 AM.

TheirCalamity: oh - i have a package for you and alador! its outside your door!

Alador'sgayman: okaaaay? one second-

*Darius'gayman is online*

Darius'gayman: brooooo let me sleeep-

Alador'sgayman: GURL WTF

TheirCalamity: like my gift? :]

Darius'gayman: BOY THAT IS A DEAD WOMAN!

TheirCalamity: exactly.

*Defnottheonewhodidit is online*

Defnottheonewhodidit: I SEE DRAMA I CLICK!

Darius'gayman: EY EDALYN'S KID, CALL EVERYONE TO  GET ONLINE FOR  A BIT-

Defnottheonewhodidit: YUP!

*Everyone is online*

Illusionmaster: bro it is 1am-

PlantQueen: . . . GIRL-

HerRainestorm: . EDA WHAT IN THE TITAN DID YOU DO?!

TheirCalamity: NOTHING~~~~ JUST A LITTLE SMALL CRIMMME

Alador'sgayman: GURL WTF DO YOU MEAN. YOU GOT  A WHOLE DEAD BODY INFRONT OF  THE HOUSE IM SLEEPING IN! WHY THE F*CK DID THE COUNCIL DECIDE TO CLEAR ALL YOUR CRIMINAL RECORDS T-T

KingOfDemons: . F*CK!

TheirCalamity: KING NO!

Hootsifer: king yesssssssssss.

CoolAuntLulu: .  Hootsifer. you. son. of. a B-

Batata: DID LILLITH JUST CURSE?

Gus'matty: OH MY GOD.

TheirCalamity: OH LORDIE LORD~ LIKE I F*CKING CAREEEE

PlantQueen'sbf: - EDA YOU CREATED THIS DISASTER -

TheirCalamity: THAT B*TCH DIDNT WANT TO SHUT THE F*CK UP SO~.... YEA!

Defnottheonewhodidit: bro.

KingOfDemons: WHY-

TheirCalamity: WHEN ITS GONNNNNNE~ ITS GONE~ ITS GONE ITS GONE~

*CoolAuntLulu has muted TheirCalamity*

Defnottheonewhodidit: lets all just go back to sleep.

*Everyone is offline except..*

*TheirCalamity is unmuted bc the person who muted her is offline*

TheirCalamity: .. OH WELL!

*TheirCalamity is offline*















































omg- bro- the views of this story is bigger than a  doctor's whole career TvT

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