Deathwatch (OCs x RWBY) [Hiatus until further notice]

Chapter 2

[City of Vale, Beacon Academy / 1324 Hrs]

Velimir: (...no...no-no. This-this can't be...She did confess to me!)

Glynda: Hello? Do you hear me?

Velimir: I'd cut all my veins.

Glynda: What?

Velimir: What.

She stood there for a moment, confused before regaining her composure.

Glynda: Well, we've arrived and you'll be coming with me and Professor Oobleck-

Oobleck: Doctor Oobleck, Glynda.

Glynda: Right, Doctor Oobleck and I will be taking you to Ozpin. 

Velimir: Hooray...

He said as he raised his hands sluggishly. The silence was deafening after the statement until the Bullhead landed.

Glynda: Alright. Team CFVY you're free to go. And you, I still haven't got your name.

Velimir: Rip van Winkle.

Glynda: Do you want me to lecture you?

Velimir: Then I am afraid I have none.

Glynda: Fine, have it your way.

They got off the Bullhead and went straight to Ozpin.

Velimir: Did you know that Steve Jobs died of ligma?

Oobleck: Who is Steve Jobs?

Velimir: Ligma balls.

(Take 2)

From a long elevator road, Velimir entered what looked like a clock tower, and a man sitting behind a table.

Velimir: You Ozpin?

Ozpin: Yes, that would be me. And-

Velimir: HOLY SHIT IT'S THE RIZZARD OF OZZ! I'm sorry, please continue. 

The other 2 professors gave him some sort of looks while he stood there with a straight face. 

Ozpin: Right, as I was saying. What made you stay in that abandoned city?

Velimir: Shelter.

Ozpin: Robbed?

Velimir: Yes.

Ozpin: Well, it doesn't look like it. You seem like you are about to go on a one-man crusade, mister...

Velimir: The name's Velimir, you may call me whatever you like.

Ozpin: Did you find any Grimm there?

Velimir: Faught a pack of Beowolves.

Ozpin: So you have experience in combat?

Velimir: 13 years, yeah.

Then Ozpin pulled out his signature move in literally every RWBY fanfic.

Ozpin: Boy do I have a proposal for you.

Velimir: Whatever it is, I don't want it.

Ozpin: You'll get anything as long as it doesn't break the school budget.

Velimir: Keep talking.

Ozpin: Glynda, Bartholomew. A moment?

The 2 left his office while Velimir and Ozpin were making a deal.

Ozpin: You have multiple options. One, you be a security guard; two, you be an assistant of Professor Goodwitch; or three, you teach a new subject.

Velimir: I think I might be an assistant.