Teeth

Chapter 3

"Oh, not you again.", the man opened the door.

"Die Vampire!", they pointed their weapons at his face.

"Should I be scared now?"

"We will kill you."

"With this shit? Yeah, you wish."

"We did our research."

"Is this a silver spoon?"

"Yes! Give up!"

"I'm a vampire not a werewolf."

"Oh....but we have garlic!"

"Gimme that!", he ripped the bulb out of the girls hand and bit it.

"How?! I don't understand."

"It's a stupid human cliché, we won't die from garlic."

"Dammit."

"Now you die!", Emily yelled and pulled him in the sun.

"Oh no! Sunlight! Nothing happens.", he opened his arms.

"Are you even a vampire?"

"Yes, we can go outside but after a few hours it starts to burn. But as you probably won't believe me that either."

He jumped up and disappeared in a cloud, when the smoke was gone, he turned into a small black bat, flying around their heads, before landing in his normal form in the door frame.

"Oh my god you really are!"

"Told you, but why exactly are you trying to kill me?"

"Vampires are dangerous."

"I am not very social, I hate going outside.", he went inside, the girls slowly followed him.

The inside was pretty dark and looked like a library, a dark grey chandelier in the middle of the ceiling, a big staircase on each side, a sofa and two armchairs in the middle of the room and a messy desk under a huge window.

The man took off his black long cloak with the large collar and threw it over a hook, revealing the simple outfit underneath, he just wore black large cut pants, a white shirt, white shiny shoes and black braces.

"What's your real name? There is no lord Mikelson here, not now and not 500 years ago."

"Fine.... it's more like an artistic name."

"Then what is your real name?"

"Mikelson.....Smith....."

"Okay, that's very boring."

"You are boring."

"So, you're trying to tell us all the stuff TV taught us about vampires is wrong?"

"Yes."

"Why did they invent this stuff?"

"I have no idea.", leaned against his desk.

"Excuse me but who's the guy in the corner over there?", Emily pointed at the blond man sitting on a chair in the corner.

"That's Andreas, he's nice."

"Okay....."

"Hello, I hope he didn't scare you, he does that for fun.", the man said.

"A bit maybe."

"I knew it. I told you to stop scaring people for fun."

"They climbed over the fence."

"Yeah, sorry about that."

"The gate isn't locked by the way, he isn't very social."

"Could you stop embarrassing me in front of kids."

"He's a drama queen."

"And you are a bastard."

"Are you two gay or something?"

"My sexual orientation is none of your business. But yes, he's my husband."

"If you two kiss, I'm going to throw up."

"Are you homophobic?!"

"Calm down, Dracula. If you were a girl and kissed him, I would throw up, too."

"That's better for you or I'll bite you."

"Stop that. He won't bite you."

"Sure?"

"He's allergic to blood, he won't bite."

"Stop telling them stuff!"

"Calm down."

"You're a vampire.....allergic to blood?"

"I am not proud of this...."

"I thought vampires need blood."

"He has to take pills. And is vegetarian."

"I swear Andreas if you don't stop this shit....."

"Are you going to bite me again?"

"He bit you?"

"Yes about 200 years ago, because he loved me and wanted me to age as slow as him."

"Aw, that's so cute.", Jane said.

"I am not cute.....", the vampire pouted.

"So, you're a vampire too?"

"Half vampire yes. I was a human."

"Do you have the same powers?", Lola asked.

"No, I can't fly, which is really sad."

"Yeah, you didn't get the coolest power.", Mikelson smiled, his fangs showing.

"What happens if you bite your tongue?", Lola asked.

"What?"

"She means your fangs.", Jane explained.

"Oh, it's quite painful."

"And dangerous for him.", Andreas added.

"Why?"

"Allergic reaction. It gets so bad he nearly dies."

"Even with your own blood?"

"Yes."

"How did you bite him then?"

"Oh, shit! We have to leave! Dinner is ready soon.", Jane said and the girls ran out.

"Weird kids."

"Admit it, you kinda like them."

"No, I don't, shut up now."