hate you lots | s. heizou ✓

after the dust clears

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the weirdos (ft nerds?!)

Yoimiya
ok so lets review
hu tao is currently in the hospital in critical condition
heizou beat the daylights out of albedo
heizou is facing severe punishments that might even include explusion
ayaka attacked y/n out of the blue and then hu tao
ayaka is facing severe punishments that might even include expulsion
ayaka is no longer student council president
albedo is in the hospital
and y/n got slashed?

Tomo
yep
that basically sums everything up

Kazuha
ayaka would never do anything like this
i'm pretty sure y/n wouldve said something like that too

Itto
dude
did u not see the fight
im pretty damn sure that was ayaka kamisato

Kazuha
yoimiya,
do you not notice anything weird with like the sweetest person in the school going ballistic randomly one day?

Yoimiya
uh
DUH
hello
ayaka would never do smth like this

Scaramouche
if it makes you guys feel better
one time i read a book

Tomo
scara how tf does that make anyone feel better
i read a book 🤓

Scaramouche
stfu
it talked about like the existence of witches back in like inazuma's era of isolation
and around the death of the liyue archon
there was like one that only lived to like 21 or smth cuz of a curse
or was it 25

Itto
there is no fucking way youre saying that a witch had smth to do w this

Kazuha
i'd like to believe that witchcraft and paranormal activity were a thing of the past
but something tells me scaramouche is right

Itto
okay so uh
there is a fucking way youre saying that a witch had smth to do w this

Tomo
well what do we do
ayaka and heizou are going to attend a trial in front of like the big education people so do we just run in and interrupt their meeting

Sara
Good idea, Tomo.

Tomo
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Kazuha
brb

Tomo
KAZU DONT

Yoimiya
i should go uh
walk my fish
totally didnt get a dm from kazu to meet him there
CYA

Itto
now tomo that was all you bro

Tomo
OMG 💀

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Student Council

Xiao
okay.
so we can all logically deduce
that
ayaka would never hurt a fly, right?

Noelle
Yes.

Y/N
Agreed.
Also, I noticed something odd.
I remembered this one time where Yoimiya was carrying a spray bottle while with Ayaka.
She said that whenever Ayaka would get too stressed out, Yoimiya would just spray her with it.
When I asked Ayaka about it in the office, she avoided the question.

Xiao
so...
that wasn't ayaka.

Kazuha
guys
meet at the school's main office
like
asap
yoi and scara believe that heizou and ayaka would never do smth like that
and scara brought up like the use of witchcraft from centuries ago in old teyvat
i think that might be our answer

Noelle
Witchcraft?! Are you sure, Kazuha?
Maybe it's a mental illness?

Kazuha
trust me on this one
please.

Noelle
Alright then.
I'll pick up Y/N and Xiao.
Kazuha, do you need a ride?

Kazuha
nope

Xiao
so it's settled.

Y/N
Wait, why are we going to the main office right now?

Kazuha
heizou and ayaka are currently trying to not get expelled right now
theyre talking to the superintendent + like the owner of the school n stuff
knowing them they wont believe a single thing theyre saying
so
we can testify for them

Y/N
Alrighty.
Noelle, how far are you right now?

Noelle
Five minutes.
You're still at Heizou's house, correct?

Y/N
Yep.

Xiao
let's do this.
for heizou and ayaka.

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