hate you lots | s. heizou ✓

chapter 18

a/n: well well well here we are again with the warnings
if you are sensitive to starvation, abuse, and dehydration i'll try my best to provide warnings

Seven school days.

And today was the first.

Heizou and Y/N walked to school, their usual light and comical remarks towards each other replaced with words of concern and a somber tone.

"We'll find out who it is, Sherlock." Y/N reassured him, taking his hand in hers. "Once we do, you'll be off the hook. We can have the most bland and unremarkable school experience if you wanted to."

He sighs. "And if we don't? How many more people will get hurt due to my negligence? I feel like shit."

The chiming of two phones caught both of their attentions.

~

super spies 🥸

Hu Tao
IM BACK BITCHES
and i backread
and wtf how did i miss that much

Ayaka
HU TAO??

Hu Tao
in the flesh 😘 although im still in the hospital cuz they need to check if im "stable"

Noelle
Thank the Archons above! Goodness, we missed you! 💕

Hu Tao
i missed you too babe ☺️

Y/N
Tao, I missed you so much. I'm literally crying right now, I'm so sorry.

Hu Tao
NOOOO DONT CRY BBG
i'd catch a grenade for yaaaaa 😍

Yoimiya
HU TAO OMGGGGGGGGGG
WE MISSED YOUUUUU

Hu Tao
I MISSED YOU TOO BABE
okay lemme get this straight
itto got electrocuted
scaramouche was drowned at a park
and someone's about to get choked?
and the person who possessed ayaka and heizou is a TEACHER?
damn the one time i go into a coma and yall doing the most

Itto
actually guys im okay 😹
im alive 😈
you losers thought u could get rid of me? think again 🤓

Scaramouche
dammit i thought he would go away

Sara
Are you and Tomo still angry at each other?

Tomo
yeah 🥸
jk
i bribed him

Scaramouche
i reluctantly accepted the bribe.

Heizou
we're glad to have you back hu tao

Hu Tao
imma actually be back like tmrw maybe
they need to inject all these goofy ass fluids in me
and i still have like hella tubes connected to my arms
i feel like a puppet

Heizou
if it makes you feel better we have a list of suspects
which is
uh
almost all the teachers that dont have an "i" in their name

Hu Tao
so we're not doomed yet
thank goodness
but can i not go into a coma again
pls.
that shit was CRAZYYYY
like i could feel that xiao was there but he wasnt

Ayaka
Never again.
Tao, I am so sorry.

Hu Tao
its okay you were literally possessed
anyway go to school damn