Collide

Seven

Astrid growled in annoyance, she was too late. She had landed in New Mexico, and was an hour out from Puente Antiguo. She could see on the screens in the airport, that showed live footage of what was going on. Seeing the destroyer, Astrid couldn't help but wonder who had sent it. Odin wouldn't treat his precious golden child this way, nor would Frigga. Perhaps it was Loki, she thought and couldn't help but smile. She missed her brother, so much.

She knew if he could, he would have torn through the universe to find her, but she had lost count of all the possibilities of what happened to him. She didn't want to believe that Odin had him killed in some fashion.

If she tried to get there, she would've been turned away, by SHIELD. Astrid frowned in thought. Perhaps there was a way to gain information, about Thor and what had happened. Maybe she could get her revenge.

Smirking to herself as a plan formed, she headed outside the airport, pulling her phone from her pocket, and calling up an old friend, maybe two. It rang three times before he answered.

'Thank you for calling Dennys Dildo den, how may I help you to fuck yourself today?..'..

Astrid sniggered and rolled her eyes... 'I'm sure I've heard that one before, you need some new material..'

'No, we love to recycle, that's where all the didlos come from. What do you need?..'

'A partner in crime, you in?..'.. She knew he would be.

'Let me just check my calendar..'.. She heard him rustled about, and muffled shouts in the background... 'Would you mind? I'm taking a very important call right now..'.. Astrid shook her head... 'Ah, here we are. We'll, I got anal bleaching on Thursday. Back, sack and crack on Tuesday. Hm, oh, here we go. I can slot you in between the jailhouse orgy on the 15th and the murderous rampage on the 23rd, that any good?..'

Astrid laughed out loud. The muffled shouts became more urgent and she coughed... 'I'm taking a guess at you're in the middle of a job?..'

She heard a hit land and then silence... 'He's taking a nap nap. Now, tell me what it's really about. Auntie Wade is right here..'

Astrid tells him everything that's happened, and her idea. Wade instantly jumps in, on the condition that she joins him on the next mission. She adored the mercenary, and agreed to his deal.

'Good, oh and Logan is trying to track you down. Daddy longclaws saw the news, and is coming for you..'.. Wade tells her and she sighs, pinching the bridge of her nose.

'Yeah, I'm guessing Charles sent him to get me. They don't understand it Wade, but you do. I'm hoping you didn't tell him where I'd be..'.. She hitched her bag up, and strolled back inside the airport. She would need to get on another flight, to start turning her idea into a fully fledged plan.

'Of course I did. Told him you were fist deep in cocks, socks and frocks..'..

Astrid choked on air, laughing... 'I love you Wade, don't ever change..'

'I don't plan to, you won't love me otherwise. Oh, my little bitch is waking up. Got to get to work on this motherfucker. Toodles..'

Astrid shook her head as he hung up. So, calling Logan was a no. If he was hunting her down for the professor, then she knew he'd drag her back so she didn't kill Thor. Why did they seem to think she would go straight for the kill? Not at all, she'd make him suffer first. Maybe a few decades of continous torture. Or, find a way to destroy is precious hammer, now that would be fun.

Heading over to the ticket desk, she bought a one way, to New York. She would infiltrate SHIELD, and gain the information she needed to, and what better place, that the city that never sleeps? She could hide very well there.

Thanking the lady behind the desk, Astrid couldn't help but start running through plans in her head. For it to be perfect, it would take a while, but as the saying goes, good things come, to those who wait.

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*May 2012*

Of fucking course! It had to be when she was on the other side of the country, helping Wade, that her favourite person in the whole universe is being a fucking moron! At least she knew he was alive, but after a stunt like this, she was going to kick the living shit out of him herself..

'You know, I don't see much of the resemblance..'.. Wade tilted his head to her, as they watch the news in the safe house... 'Aside from the psychotic rage. Kinda suits you better though..'

Astrid ground her teeth in anger. Loki had attempted to take over the world, a world she had come to love, and not only that, he brought the Chitauri through a portal and destroyed her favourite city. She hoped to the gods of valhalla that her bar still stood, cause then she'd actually have to kill him.

Seeing people praise her pathetic excuse for a brother, and his new found friends for what they did, she wanted to get back there and rip his head off with her bare hands... 'Thor is not a hero..'... She put her fist through the TV, and Wade sighed.

'How am I going to watch porn now?..'.. She turned, sending him a glare... 'New TV, or I'm going to be thinking of you when I'm spanking my pony..'

'You're not helping..'.. She walked into the kitchen, and grabbed the whiskey, pulling the lid off and started gulping it down.

'He'll be around, with his band of merry men. I'm sure you can start on them, before he returns. Maybe fuck with them, you know, a little powder in their coffee..'.. He wiggled his nose and sniffed.

'You are so fucking tapped..'.. She rolled her eyes... 'I want to hurt Thor, torture him. Not turn people into addicts, I may be the bad girl here, be even I have my limits..'

'Anal fisting?..'.. He asked casually and Astrid snorted in response.

'Fuck off Wade. Anyway, you are right about starting on them..'.. She drank from the bottle again, thinking it over... 'The girl he liked, down in New Mexico, Jane Foster. I'll start with her..'

'Ooh, nice. Going for the girlfriend. If you two start with the..'.. He makes a scissors motion with his hands... 'Can I please tape it?..'..  That earned him, her throwing the bottle at him, and hitting him in the face.

'You're just jealous, even the women want me, more than they want you. Call Weasel, I need to know if there's any more targets in the area before I head back..'... She slapped a hand to his chest, hard as she walked past him.

'Just admit you want to fuck me..'.. He called to her and she retched loudly for him to hear... 'Cock tease virgin bitch!..'

Astrid threw her head back, laughing as she headed upstairs to her room... 'Disease ridden short dicked whore!..'.. She heard him cackle a sarcastic laugh back, and shut her door behind her.

She really wished she was back in New York. She could've been there, seen Loki. She missed him so much, and wanted to just hug him, let him know she was alive, and here.

Looking around her room, she began to pack her shit, ready to go. Either way, it was going to be target mission, or back to her bar.

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