Collide

Nineteen

'I'm going to kill you..'.. Astrid growled out, glaring at Wade as they remained behind the car, waiting for them to reload... 'I'm going to take that fucking sword and kill you..'.. She was beyond pissed off with him and his stupid fucking need to be a cocky arrogant prick.

'Ha! Fake laugh, real pain..'.. He scoffed at her. She couldn't see his face due to the mask, but she could hear his eyes roll. She so wanted to stab him in the face right now, but they needed to get away. She couldn't use her powers or magic, not without drawing attention to herself. She may be wearing an illusion right now, but if she tried to teleport them out, the cameras that were in the place, would see it.

They had driven straight through the wall of a warehouse, ready to get their target, but Wade decided to show off his new suit that she made him. She hoped Vanessa would forgive her, for castration the bastard later, when they made it out.

'I'm tempted to leave you here to deal with this..'.. She gritted out, pulling her jacket off, so she'd have better access to her blades. She had straps that crossed her back and chest, adorned with small throwing blades. Her thighs each had two straps with more, and around her waist. On each hip, held a silver dagger, as were the ones slipped in the holders of her boots.

The underworld of the cities gave her the name Sabre. Astrid though it was funny, but she'd rather that, than them knowing who she really was. She never killed, she couldn't, but she did incapacitate, and Wade went for the kills.

Pulling two of her small blades free, she glared at him... 'Down and out?..'

'How many?..'.. He asked, checking his watch.

'I counted 19..'.. She said, hearing a few of them reload.

'3 minutes..'.. He nodded at her... 'Starts now..'

Astrid shot to her feet, and threw the blades, diving over the front of the car, and instantly pulling another two, taking down more men. She knew Wade was right behind her, killing the men she took down, as she moved through the warehouse. As soon as the last one drew his last breath, Wade stopped the timer... '2 minutes, 49 seconds. I'm impressed..'

'I bet. Can't even last that long, can you?..'.. She began to retrieve her blades, making sure to wipe them clean on the bodies and that each one was accounted for.

'I'll have you know, I can go all night..'.. Wade punched her in the arm, and she didn't flinch... 'God you're harder than me with a boner in the mornings..'

Astrid rolled her eyes... 'Let's get this over with. Got shit to do, people to harass..'.. She headed to the end of the large room, knowing exactly where to go. This was one of the lower level scumbags of a drug cartel, who was branching out into human trafficking and black market deals.

She wanted information, and she wasn't going to stop until she got it. Kicking open the door to the narrow hallway, she whistled loudly... 'John Krillon! You got two options! One, you come out and tell me what I want to know, and you live. Two, I come hunting for you, and I'll skin you alive, while my friend here teabags you over and over, naked..'

She heard Wade gasp in delight behind her, and he laughed crazily... 'Option two! Pick option two!..'.. He shouts, and runs past her, kicking open the doors as he passes each room... 'Oh Johnny boy! My name is Deadpool, but you can call me DP. Cause that's exactly what I'm going to do to you..'