Bonus Chapter: Getting to know Zion.

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  • Dedicated to G̶i̶r̶l̶s̶
                                    

=6:15 A.M in the forest=

Whaddup? Zion here. I recently got ahold of Finn's Man-Journal . (He got knocked out after burning a hellhound to crisp....)

Oh, and Finn if you're reading this.. Don't worry, I didn't read any of the stuff you wrote.. I hate reading.

Im not really sure how Journals work. I guess you're supposed to write interesting stuff about yourself or something. Luckily for you, im probably the most interesting (and good looking) guy around.

So Here goes.....

Name: Zion Chase (It's pronounced Zye-on. Not Zee-on. Get it right people! Geez!)

Age: 14

̶A̶p̶p̶e̶a̶r̶a̶n̶c̶e̶:̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶o̶t̶t̶i̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶w̶e̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶b̶l̶o̶n̶d̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶i̶r̶.̶ STOP GOING THROUGH MY STUFF!

̶L̶i̶k̶e̶s̶:̶ ̶F̶o̶o̶d̶.̶.̶ ̶G̶i̶r̶l̶s̶.̶.̶(̶h̶o̶t̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶s̶,̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶f̶e̶r̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶*̶w̶i̶n̶k̶*̶ ̶*̶w̶i̶n̶k̶*̶)̶ ̶

Dislikes: Goats.. (I had horrible experiences with goats. And every one of them involved being pierced in the butt with goat horns..)

Okay, Finn is starting to wake up now..

I gotta go.. Bye.

PS: FINN IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS, I WANNA SAY IM SORRY FOR TAKING YOUR FOOD. Also, I stole 5 bucks from your wallet. I hope you don't mind.

(NOTE FROM "FINN": Dear People who are reading this, Im so sorry that you came through this chapter, please proceed to the next one. I promise this wont happen again.

PS: ZION YOU ARE A DOUCHE. BUY YOUR OWN JOURNAL NEXT TIME YOU CLUBNUGGET!

PSS: YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY.)

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