Freaky Daddy// Eddie Munson x reader

Twilight makes a Rainbow Dash Cum jar

Twilight, Eddie, and I went back to my house. We ended up getting two jars instead of one. Twilight had volunteered to make me a cum jar.

As she was getting ready, I observed her. She had purple skin, and ears on the top of her head.

I thought it was odd, but didn't say anything.

"(Y/n)." Eddie said.

I looked over at him. His dick was hanging out, and he had a jar with a rainbow dash pony in it.

"Yes, baby?" I replied, smiling.

"Please go get me some a ukulele,"

"Eddie, why do you need a ukulele? You're not Colleen Bagel. You don't need to make a whole song." I crossed my arms.

"I need it. Go get it now. If you don't, I'll shove a pickle up your pussy."

His rude threat pissed me off.

"You know what, Eddie? You're making me really mad. I'll bite your dick off like Creamella did if you don't shut the fuck up."

Twilight dropped her jar, and rushed over to me. She pathetically slapped me on the face and gave me a little push.

"You're a fucking horse and you're trying to hurt me?" I laughed.

I really was a baddie.

"You can't bite my daddy's dick off." Twilight hissed.

Oh hell no.