Freaky Daddy// Eddie Munson x reader

Twight sparkle wants eddie?

"Excuse me hoe?" I said, putting my hands on my hips.

Twilight had originally came over to make a rainbow dash cum jar. Now she was after my man? I don't think so.

I pushed Twilight onto the ground, and bit my lip.

"What's with the lip bite?" Eddie rolled his eyes.

"Eddie, I'm so mad at you right now. Do you want this pony over me?"

"To be honest... yeah," Eddie said, eyeing Twilight up and down. "I love how majestic her skin is."

"Oh fuck you Eddie." I growled.

I fell to the ground and began doing my wolf girl hops.

"Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff."

"Your girlfriend is such a loser." Twilight said.

"She's not my girlfriend. You're right though." Eddie said, grabbing Twilight's hand.

He pulled her up and had a devious smile on his face. What was he smiling at? A fucking horse that says 'Friendship is magic!!!' That's such bullshit. I was better than her.

I lunged at Twilight Sparkle with a sharp knife.

I stabbed her once in the chest before she decided to run away. She sprinted out my front door, screaming.

"She's so dramatic," I laughed when she was gone.

"(Y/n), I think we need to go on a break," Eddie said, clearing his throat.

"Are you serious right now? Every guy in school wants me. Why don't you?"

"You just stabbed Twilight. Also, I low key want her."

"If you go after her, I'll make Creamella cream all over you."

Eddie rolled his eyes at my threatening comment. Obviously, he was terrified of me. Who wouldn't be?

"Bye, (Y/n). I'll see you at school."