these are all my awesome man made quotes from me 😇
"Do goats shit out butterflies?! No. That's what I fucking thought." -me
"i'm a man with no balls 😔" -me
"POOF! DEAD, GONE, DECEASED. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM! ..don't try me. i know how this story goes." -iconic me
"i'm a real man (insert tough man emoji LMAO)" -manliest me
"did you know.. the square root of pink.. is not what you'd think? 🤨🤔" -me thinking i'm hilarious
a small little from a funny guy on yt shorts (but it's basically a summary of it):
"evolution of english:
1980: "Oh, I got to go," 🤖
2000: "Oh, I gotta go," 😇
2040: "Ha- Gotta go," 😋
2060: "Uh- Gago," 😜
2100: "GaA!" 🤩"
that made me laugh my fucking ass off for like 5 minutes (which is a long time to me-) and i was probably laughing hysterically before and after that too
https://youtube.com/shorts/8GnV3FHjykQ?feature=share
😻😭😇🕺💃❤️❤️😼💀❤️🕺💃💃❤️
omg i wrote something for a little challenge i had with my friend, we had an hour to write a short story, and the minimum amount of words was 400. but we had to stop early bc (i forgot why) 😔😭 but it was the best thing ever and it was so dramatic it could be on tv (not really 💔)
here's a little sneak peak of it 🤭
(𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺)
"Mhm.. so.. I have a question." The LOVELY LOOKING MAN stepped towards the Dog thing curiously. "Are you REALLY out on the street.. talking to walls.. saying this NONSENSE.. about.. a.. BREAD FLOWER?" Asked the man.
The Dog thing paused... "Crazy? ..NONSENSE??" He was in SHOCK. "Are you UNEDUCATED? Are you.. SLOW??" He got closer, making this.. PERSONAL. "Do you REALLY.. not know.. how much a bread flower is WORTH?"
The man simply LAUGHED.. in his FACE.. "Where are you from, Sir?"
(𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 😇)
[sad side note: i was like 20 something words short for the challenge 💔]
help my dog is just licking her lips so dramatically right in my ear 😿😭💀
YOU ARE READING
this is what happens when i'm in the bathroom for too long
Randoma book of everything and anything i can see, find, say, and do 🕺 this is another one of those random rant books or whatever so enjoy 😇❤️ 🕺💃🕺🕺🕺💃 (help i put a tag that says "dadjokes" and "sillylittledadjokes" but i don't think ima put any...
