a book of everything and anything i can see, find, say, and do 🕺
this is another one of those random rant books or whatever so enjoy 😇❤️
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(help i put a tag that says "dadjokes" and "sillylittledadjokes" but i don't think ima put any...
dude i'm writing chapter 4 of shit talker and every time i write "pyrus's" it suggests "inner idiot"
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CMON MAN WHY YOU GOTTA DO THEM LIKE THAT 😭 I TYPED IT ONLY A COUPLE FUCKING TIMES. LEAVE IT ALONEEE 😭😭
rest in piece pyrus ❤️💔 the fact that they get made fun of for being an idiot is sad too 😭 damn pyrus keep getting attacked 💀 (in a few different ways.. you'll see. 😭💀)
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i found this in my garage and i also found an empty vhs tape somewhere else too- i'm not gonna look at it tho 💀 my dad said "it's either actually empty or it's got stuff on there you don't wanna see.. 💀" and i don't wanna know now 😭😭
ok ima work more on chapter 4 ❤️ ILY ALL I HOPE YOU'RE DOING FABULOUSLY AMAZINGG
ooh i should start having a fun question to ask 😼
my brother was talking to his sister (i'm not related to her) about how she's going to a volleyball camp, and he said "i do bmx" (as if he does 💀)
and my dumbass, doesn't know what bmx REALLY stands for, so why not make it up? 😄 (if you know lmk bc i don't feel like looking it up 💀)
so my super smart mind came up with this..
"if BMX stood for "Be My Ex" and people actually said that, that could be a way ppl say they wanna break up 💀" -Smartest Benni 2023
^ that was me bc i'm smart asf 😚😇
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Edit not even 2 minutes after posting this: i didn't even ask a question 💀..
if you could choose one of these pets, ONE OR THE OTHER, no "both" 😔, would you rather pick a friendly baby tiger that has a top hat, or a penguin that has a bow tie? fancy pets are so cute 😻🥰
