a book of everything and anything i can see, find, say, and do 🕺
this is another one of those random rant books or whatever so enjoy 😇❤️
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(help i put a tag that says "dadjokes" and "sillylittledadjokes" but i don't think ima put any...
help- the free font app i use makes me have to watch an ad to change the keyboard background- and when i realized which background i used i was like "holy shit my eyes hurt-" bc it was too hard to see 😭😭
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i just now woke up, i had the best dream ever (out of all the dreams i've had this past week) and tbh i think it could be a pretty interesting movie. it felt like a meaningful and deep kinda movie, there were parts that were sad 😞
like at the end (or basically when my alarm woke me up but it felt like the end) i guess i found my mom- (not my real one, just the one in the dream 😭)
we found out bc- well lemme just start at the beginning- i'm super tired still but ima stick through this 😭😭
at the beginning i think i was with my grandma, and at some point she told me that she doesn't know where my mom went- but since it was a dream, i thought to myself, "hey what if you're my mom?.. 🤔" and sometimes when i assume things like that, they're actually true 😭 but this time it wasn't-
around the end for some reason i was walking around the neighborhood but everyone's houses had started to look like they were being sold or something.. the atmosphere felt like everyone was competing? it was a small neighborhood- my house was small asf too 💀 and well, ofc (since it's a dream), the side of the house changed throughout it 💀😭 what's scary tho, is that in pretty much all my dreams with a small house, the house ends up tilting a bunch, as if it's gonna fall 😭😭 (the house is usually a house with an upstairs-) it was stretchy kinda it's weird asf 😭😭
but i was walking to my house, and this random lady was following me. i didn't think anything of it. i walked in front of my house, and the lady said, "what are you doing? this is my house?" so i said "no it's not-? 💀" she told me "yes it is, i have the keys-" but i immediately cut her off and showed her my keys saying "oh really? it's my house." in a "back off" way
she stood there confused asf, i opened the door (and ofc the house was way fucking different for some reason) and idk how or why, but she asked my name, and i told her. (it was some funky ass name with a weird last name 😭💀)
and she said "..that's my last name too. do you know *insert my grandmas name here*?..."
me, being skeptical said "yahh..? why?-" and she said "my name is *insert my moms name from the dream here i guess*" and she asked something like "are you my child?" and then we realized yes she's my mom, i guess grandma either took me in, or my mom just ran away 😭💀
then at the end i went swimming in my pool and i was with a guy (who i guess i was into the whole time i knew him, which idk how long that was 🧍) and we were dating, now that i'm awake and thinking about it, it was kinda awkward tbh 😭😭
AND AT ONE POINT WHEN I WAS FUCKING CHANGING.. IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING POOL... SOME FUCKER OF A NARRATOR STARTED TALKING BC I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE MY TOP OFF (BASICALLY MY BRA) AND THE FUCKING "ROOF" OF THE HOLE.. WHICH WAS LITERALLY A THIN BLANKET OR SOME SHIT.. MADE IT SO THE OTHER COULD SEE ME AND I FR WOULDVE BEEN LIKE "NO WAY FUCK THAT IMA GO CHANGE SOMEWHERE ELSE" BUT I GUESS I HAD NOWHERE ELSE TO CHANGE-
