((i originally made it say "me" but i realized that sounds stupid (not a good funny stupid 😔) so i'm making this a [y/n] kinda thing 💀))
??: "what do you have to say for yourself?!"
Y/n: "for myself?" 🤔
??: "yes, for yourself!"
Y/n: "like.. my future self? ..myself right now? my self twenty seven minutes agoo..?" 🤨
??: ".." 🧍
Y/n: "if you're recording this, can you send it to me later? maybe i should give myself some tips and tricks for later" 😯
??: "the fuck...."
Y/n: "what's the topic here? am i supposed to be apologizing? ...do you want me to say, 'oh my god i'm so sorry!! i shouldn't have knocked down your window!! 😧😥😓' because i don't really feel like saying that." 🤷
??: "🧍..."
Y/n: "that would be lying, sweetie 😇 i don't lie very well. so that, you aren't getting from me."
??: "but why did you break my window?.." 😭
Y/n: "ohhh, so you want me to explain myself?" 😶
??: "YES!" 😭💀
Y/n: "oh. my bad 🤭. so.. i heard some very interesting rumors.."
??: "you barged in because you heard rumors?."
Y/n: "damnn- lemme finish 🙄😒"
??: "go on." 🤨😒
Y/n: "the rumors say.. you guys know some people from 1972. 🤭"
??: "what-? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?! 😭😭"
Y/n: "CMON! LEMME FINISHH.. 😭🙄😒"
??: "FINE.."
Y/n: "well.. these two people, brett and kyle.."
??: "..wait wait wait. BRETT?!"
Y/n: "yes."
??: "..what about him.. 😰"
Y/n: "they basically signed my house 😇"
??: "wait what-"
Y/n: "their names are on the pavement in front of my garage 😇❤️"
??: "🧍.. ok go on."
Y/n: "well i just HAD to meet them!! 🤭"
??: "uh.. well you got the wrong people.."
Y/n: "damn 😔.. WAIT DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE?!?!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀"
??: "uh. KYLEE! 🙄😒"
Y/n: "ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod. 🙀"
Kyle: "what- WOAH WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR WINDOW?! 😭"
??: "uhm kyle i think you have a fan.."
Y/n: "yup, and i already have your autograph 🤭 but could i get another one? 🤭😏😻"
Kyle: "who is this.."
??: "i honestly have no idea.. 🧍 they broke through our window for this 😭"
Kyle: "damn.. they really wanted that autograph.. 🧍"
Y/n: "ah- no, correction: want." 😇
Kyle: "🙄 fine. brett get them outta that damn chair. you could've at least gotten them a drink. 🙄😒"
Brett: "..they broke in."
YOU ARE READING
this is what happens when i'm in the bathroom for too long
Randoma book of everything and anything i can see, find, say, and do 🕺 this is another one of those random rant books or whatever so enjoy 😇❤️ 🕺💃🕺🕺🕺💃 (help i put a tag that says "dadjokes" and "sillylittledadjokes" but i don't think ima put any...
