I woke up in my bed. God this headache is killing me. I slowly start to become more aware of my surroundings, why am I naked? I start to get up a bit and while doing so I spot someone else in my bed. WTF IS THAT ELMO? Seeing that just shocked me awake, We're both naked in my own bed. Elmo soon starts to wake up going under the same thing I went through when I did. He looked at me with pure shock probably just now realizing that we were both naked together.
We both just kinda stare at each other not really saying anything until I hear a familiar voice call my name. "Alvin, are you awake yet?" It was Simon, I heard him walking closer to my room. "Closet now!" I screamed "Don't think i've got much of a choice-" Elmo ran to my closet and shut himself in. I quickly hid Elmo's clothes under my bed and tried to relax myself as much as possible. Simon walked in slightly annoyed. Maybe he was calling me earlier and I just didn't hear him. "Alvin breakfast's ready, we've been calling you for minutes!" Simon said as he opened up my door. He had his arms crossed pretty gayly and that's saying something considering what I just did.
"Oh yeah I'll be there in a minute" I said. Simon paused for a moment then closed the door and walked away. I sighed and Elmo busted out of the closet also with a sigh. Elmo then walked to the bed and grabbed his clothes. We both just kinda sat in silence, it seems like a pattern with us now. After he was finished changing he walked to my door, I quickly got up and stopped him. "Huh? What's that for?" Elmo said. "No offence but I dont want my family knowing who I fucked, Its.. awkward." I replied."Um, can you leave through the window?" "HUH?" Elmo took a quick glance around the room then back at me. "Think you might need to lay off the bottle for a while." Sure enough he was right I probably should lay off the bottle for a bit because there was no window in my room. "Uhhh we'll i've got another idea but please just go along with me ok?"
So I walked out my room with a duffle bag sure that looks suspicious as hell but don't worry i've got a foolproof excuse. "Hey Alvin, why do you have a duffle bag?" Asked Theodore. "Oh it's uhhhh drugs." Theodore looked disgusted and shocked but it shut him up and that's why this excuse is so good.
As I walked out the house I made sure I walked a bit farther up ahead so that anyone inside could see us and dumped him out on the sidewalk. "Wow, is this how to treat all your dates or what?" "HUH" Elmo got up and dusted himself off. "Haha you know I was joking." And with that he walked away, well more like limping away but same thing.
As I walk back home I start to think about what Elmo said. "Is this how you treat all your dates or what?" Me and Elmo dating? My face quickly turns red. The thought of me and him dating brings a smile to my face. I imagine going to coffee dates and Ferris wheel rides and wholesome shit like that.
Sooner or later my thoughts of cute date ideas were interrupted by a closed door hitting my face. I grumble and open the door silently cursing the thing for interrupting my thoughts. As I walked in I saw Simon standing there menacingly with his arms crossed, waiting for me to come back. Simon then sat on a chair and began to speak, "Take a seat Alvin." I look around, Theodore isn't here he probably went back to his room or something.
I went to sit down where Simon told me too and he began to speak. "Look I know you fucked Elmo." Yup, great start to this. "You can't hide anything from my smart Ass you know that Alvin." ⁱ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ
"But anyways I think I should be getting to the more important part. Last night when I heard Elmo scream your name I ran up to where you two where may or may not have overheard your conversation with him." ʸᵉᵃʰ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵗʰⁱˢ ˢʰⁱᵗ ⁱᵐ ᵍᵉᵗᵗʲⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵘⁿ ⁿᵒʷ. "Before you get mad I just wanted to make sure you were ok! When I heard you two were heading down I ran back to where I was honest!"
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Musical Alliance
FanfictionMusical sensation Alvin Seville from the hit band 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' is living the good life, that is until a new band shows up. This new bands 'Sesame Street' takes the chipmunks spot as most popular band in the world reaching new levels of...