Musical Alliance

God's Homophobic arc

 Me and Elmo woke up together, it's been a while since i've felt so calm. We both got dressed and went to the kitchen to grab something to eat. I introduced Theodore to Elmo as my boyfriend and explained that the duffle bag drugs shit was actually just him. He still looked at me weirdly but now he wasn't gonna call the cops on me.

I then introduced Elmo to Simon who gave the 'finally bitch' look and gave me a pat on the back then headed to his room. "So when we headed to pride?" Elmo asked. "Idk, oh yeah I had this really weird dream where God got rlly pissed at me and said he was gonna go on his homophobic arc and like destroy pride." I replied back. "Oh damn didn't think you'd finally break God but I guess this is where we're at now."

We chatted for a bit and then decided to get ready for pride. I called up Miku, who already finished up for her pride fit, to do our makeup. Soon enough we were ready to go and we all got in my car. We all blasted Lovejoy songs in the car along gay classics like girl in red, cavetown, and mother mother.

Sooner or later we all got to the pride parade. Gays and Ally's were everywhere having a blast Hatsune Miku met up with Obama and they went ahead and filmed a tiktok together. Me and Elmo decided to buy a couple pride buttons, we knew we probably wouldn't wear these after today but like gays gotta support gays.

Me and Elmo joined a bunch of people on the streets who were waving pride flags. Things were cool for a nice minute until it suddenly became really sunny. Everyone looked away from the light probably all thinking wtf i know it wasnt that bright just a second ago.

"FUCK YOU ALVIN SEVILLE!!" I heard from the light above. Soon a man came crashing down. HE WAS FUCKING HUGE. "ALVIN FROM THE HIT BAND ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS. I'VE COME TO END THE WORLD OF YOUR SUFFERING." what in the actual fuck is going on. Wait a fucking minute IS THAT GOD???? God then started to destroy everything, everyone ran away from this fucking mess. I grabbed Elmo's hand and made a run for it. We met up with Miku and Obama and hopped in my car and made a run for it.

"Alvin I don't think that was just a dream you had!" Elmo yelled. "Oh really what gave that away?" I replied back trying to navigate my way outta God's wrath. We made it out of where most of the destruction was happening. Everyone was mostly just trying to collect themselves and trying to figure out wtf was going on.

While I was driving on the highway a spark of light shined right in front of me. I stopped my car and shut my eyes at the bright light until it faded away. I looked to where the light shined and saw that it was replaced by an angel. "Did I smoke something this morning?" I muttered. "No time to explain Alvin Seville! Play this CD and drive as fast as you can!" The angel said as it jumped in the car and handed me the CD. I looked at it for a second and saw it was the song 'Highway to hell' I put it in and hit the gas watching before me as the highway caved in making us fall into the earth.

"(◯Δ◯∥)ン AHHH (°Д °;)" Miku screamed. The car was falling down at extreme speeds, if we weren't all wearing seat belts then we'd be hovering above our seats. "Alvin just want you to know that if we die that you have the biggest dick i've ever seen!" "Thanks man you have a pretty nice ass!" We kept falling for a while and Obama got bored. He started to blast some music and play heads up with everyone, even the angel joined in being surprisingly good at it.

Finally we crashed down all except the angel bracing for impact. "Don't worry guys you can't physically die here in hell, now we've got to go!" The angel said. We all took off our seatbelts and began to follow the angel. "So do you know why God's so pissed at me?" I asked the angel. "He's pissed at you because you said his name in vain and because you and Elmo together are the most cursed that he's ever seen." It became a little quiet after that, I didn't know what to say and neither did Elmo. "Please don't take it too personally though! He's mostly just saying stuff like that because he's drunk!" Great that makes things so much more worse.