Smg4 Oneshots

A Friend You Need

AN: Takes placing during meme school, so Three and Four Are still are Mario recolors. Also, Nikolai is my SMG4 original character! He's a classmate of both Three and Four! There's more about him but I can't tell you just yet ;)

Three's eyes were like daggers, piercing right through Four. Out of all people he had to see, of course, it would be him. Ever since they met he had brought Three nothing but trouble. In his eyes, Four was a little bitch and annoying as hell.

And now he was his classmate. Not only that, although it had been a week he had already gotten everyone's attention. He was good at making memes, constantly one-upping Three. He was beginning to think he was doing this shit on purpose. No matter what Three did, Four did it better. People were taking notice.

And that's why he's alone at his lunch table, meanwhile, Four is laughing it up. 'It's not fair' his mind supplied. Sure, his edgy and pissed-off attitude wasn't helping but hey, it was part of his character.

'Someday...I will beat you.' He thought, subconsciously clenching his fists 'Watch your back Glitchy because I will-'

"Heyyy buddy! You back on Earth? I'm trying to talk to you!" Three was violently snapped back from his thoughts by a voice in front of him. He turned to look at whoever was stupid enough to irrupt his brooding.

It was a boy, short and in the standard meme school navy blue jacket, white collar shirt, and navy blue pants.  However, he wasn't wearing the jacket, instead it was tied around his waist. He was fair-skinned with bright silver eyes and a beauty mark over his lip. He wore the standard witching hat over his dark brown curly hair. He was holding his lunch tray in front of him with one hand.

"Hiya! Do you mind if I sit with you?" The boy said rather cheerfully.

"Yes." Three deadpanned. He didn't need anyone, much less this fool.

"Great!"

"Wait I-" Too late. The boy placed his tray on the table, taking a seat next to Three. His other hand was holding the handle of his roller backpack, which he pulled next to him. Now that he was sitting down, Three could see that he had several pins on his shirt collar. One was of a rainbow infinity, another a Pokeball and his last one was an invincibility star. The boy set his hat on the handle of his bag, letting Three see the grey bar bobby pins he had to keep his bangs away from his face.

Three grimaced. He recognized him from class and had the skills to rival Four. He didn't want to deal with this. The boy, seemingly unaware of his dining companion's mood, took a bite of his burger. After chewing and swallowing, he spoke up.

"So you're SuperMarioGlitchyThree, right? Normally I'm really bad with names but yours was so unique I actually remembered it for once!" He giggled before continuing "It is a mouthful though...Do you mind if I just call you Three?"

"No. You can call me Smg3." The boy winced

"Yeah but then I might get you mixed up with Smg4 and it doesn't help you look alike and we're all in the same classes..." He let out a nervous chuckle "I rather just call you Three if that's okay?"

Three sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. He was already growing tired of him "Fine, but only because I don't want to be called that douchebag's name by mistake."

"Yay thank you!" The boy said, smiling brightly "I'm Nikolai! But you can just call me Niko!"

"Well Niko, can you kindly fuck off? I want to be alone." Three said with as much malice he could muster. Niko's joyful attitude was beginning to piss him off.