BAD IS BACK BITCHES!!!

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But first...He needed flowers.He walked over to Niki's flower shop.

 "Hello Niki!" Bad said cheerfully.

 "Hey Darryl." Niki said not looking at him, handing him his usual order.

 "Please,call me bad!Also...Im getting something different today if you dont mind!" 

Niki did a double take when she saw him.

 "Bad!?Oh my god your,you!!" she yelled tackling him with a hug.

 Bad giggled. "Yeah."

Niki looked at him with tears in her eyes. "what can I get for you!"

 Bad thought for a moment. " I want two large bouquets of the most colorful flowers you have,and one red rose. "

 "Of course!" Niki said happily.

 " And dont even think about paying.Roses only cost a dollar each and you've been giving me 50$ everyday for the last 6 years.TODAY IS A DAY TO CELEBRATE!! "Niki yelled happily.

Bad didnt argue this time.

Bad smiled as she got his order ready.When it was finished,she handed it to him.

" Thank you niki,for everything. " Bad said.

 "No problem,also...good luck with your date." she said smugly.

Bad whipped around blushing "Its not a-how did you know?"

 " Well you got to colorful bouquets,for them,and then...you got a red rose. " Niki said raising an eyebrow.

 "shush up you muffin head." Bad said still red as he turned away.

 He limped to the graveyard.

He looked at the graves.The graves of his son,and his bestfreind.

He removed the white roses and instead put the two rainbow bouquets there.

 "Im moving on guys." Bad said smiling.He stayed for a minute longer,before leaving.He wanted to get there before quackity.


















"SKEPPY!!GET YOUR LAME ASS OVER HERE NOW!" sapnap yelled.

 " What?! what do you want?? " skeppy said grumpily trudging over slowly.

 sapnap rolled his eyes. "Its about daaaad~" he said.

skeppy was at his side faster than sonic when he smells chilidogs.

 "look!" sapnap said happily.

 "dad moved on!" 

 Skeppy almost started crying with happiness. "YES FINALLY!!! DUMBBOYHALO TOOK MY ADVICE FOR ONCE."

 " Yo skeppy,look at the flowers he got us! " sapnap said.

 "yes! finally!" skeppy said. " I was getting tired of the white.we needed something GAY

 "speak for yourself." sapnap said.

 " shut your ass up!Dont think I dont see you making out with karl every 6 seconds! " skeppy said.(karl waved in the background. )

Sapnap groaned. "shut up old man im 17 I can do what I want."

 " EXCUSE ME!? I AM NOT OLD! IM ONLY 25!!! " skeppy yelled while sapnap snickered.

 "ohhh~ skeppy look dads going on a daaaate!" sapnap said.

 " who said what now!? " skeppy said peering down.

 "oh hell no.Oh HELL NO!" skeppy said.

 "LOOK AT HIM!SON OF BITCH IS WEARING A BEANIE!!WHAT A LOSER!!"

 Sapnap started laughing,as skeppy started to froth at the mouth and magicly tried to get back down to earth.











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