TAKE 1:
There was a blonde and a half black and half white haired boy in the corner,they looked to be the age of 9 and were yelling at the man to "Let tubbo go!"
"No." gary\john said.
" IM GONNA CHOP YOUR DICK OFF. " tommy yelled as quackity,ranboo,and tubbo died laughing.
"What was that improv-" quackity wheezed.
TAKE 2:
"please... dont go!" bad said.
Skeppy leaned forward and kissed bad.knowing It was his last opportunity to do so.
He pulled away.
"If you love me,then promise me.Promise me one day,you will learn a tiktok dance."
"I-wait what?wait,theres no way thats the actual line-" bad said skeppy laughing at his confusion.
TAKE 3:
"What.the absolute FUCK was that!?" tommy yelled.
Ranboo smirked. "that,my friend,is what I like to call Ran-haHA NO WAIT THIS IS ACTUALLY IN THE SCRIPT-"Ranboo said laughing.
"WHAT IS IT-" tubbo s asked.
"r-ranrizz PFFFT-"ranboo said lau as tubbo collapsed giggling.
" No,theres no way-BEANY,WILBUR,DREAM!WHAT IS THIS. " tommy yelled.
"💅💅✨✨Ranrizz✨✨💅💅" the three said as tubbo and ranboo started laughing.
TAKE 4:
"no.NO!What are you doing to him!LET HIM GO!" Tubbo yelled still very much unconscious.
"stop it..." tubbo whispered
he was quiet for a minute.
Tubbos head suddenly jerked back as he let out a blood curdling scream.
"JUMP IN THE CADILLAC,GIRL LETS-" tubbo screamed.
"FUCK OFF,PRICK!" tommy yelled as ranboo made fun of him.
TAKE 5:
"comeonchildrenwearegoingnow-"bad said as he put tubbo on his shoulders picked up Tommy and held ranboos hand literally dragging them away.
Tommy flipped Quackity off.
Quackity returned the gesture.
tommy stared smugly at him.
"Im gonna fuck your dad!"
Quackity mouthed to the blonde as tommy looked traumatized.
"WHOA,WAIT WHAT!?? " Bad yelled turning around as quackity wheezed.
TAKE 6:
"your mortal now!" Bad said amused as he took a drag from his cigarette.
"You cant-"XD said
*insert dreams speed running music*
" PFFFFFT-What are you-" XD laughed.
"Im making my ✨✨escape✨✨" dream said.
TAKE 7:
Seconds later a sickening wet sound was heard along with a body hitting the dirt.
The army was trembling as the being finally stepped into view.
Tommy laughed.
"why the fuck are you dressed like that!?" quackity wheezed in between laughs.
"BECAUSE IM WONKA WILLY AND THE FACTORY CHOCOLATE!!!" Bad yelled in an elmo costume.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DRUNK!?" skeppy yelled.
" COm'Ere cHaRLiE aNd gEt thE cOcAiNe!!! " Bad yelled to a bee.
"NO,NOT MY BEES!!!" Tubbo screamed.
TAKE 8:
"Dad,whos your least favorite child?" sapnap asked.
"Oh,thats silly I love all my children equally! " Bad said.
"Dad,can we go outside?" tubbo and ranboo asked.
" Aww of course! " bad said.
"dad,can I-" tommy started.
"NO.SHUT UP AND GET BACK UP ON THE THE FRIDGE,TOMMY! " Bad yelled.
TAKE 8:
When they got there tubbo was awake and bad had a gun to his head.
"awh fuck.I cant believe you've done this-" tubbo said.
TAKE 9:
" WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?WERE ALL GONNA GO TO JAIL!!! " tubbo screeched.
"Nah.I got this. " Ranboo said as he rolled down the window.
"Hey." ranboo said to the woman,before shooting her 28373991 times.
Ranboo dragged her body into the woods.
Ranboo got back in the car.
" get nae nae'd. "
"what the fuck-"
TAKE 10:
"Y'know what?fuck it.Ranboo im going to hit you with a car." tommy said randomly.
" what-?why-? " ranboo asked.
"because your stupid."
tubbo began to laugh.
"whats so funny?" tommy asked.
" ranoverboo" tubbo said giggling
"oh my god-"
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Yeah.So uh,I was gonna have some like,dnf shit but oh well.Fuck you george,no screentime for you.
I have like,the worst writing style ever-I will have my plot all figured out-and then Ill come back later and mess it all up,Like,in this book skeppy,sapnap,and benchtrio were not even supposed to be there-it was supposed to be quackhalo,buuut,well,you see where that went-
Buut yeah.my apologies.
Yeah uhm.Theres probably spelling errors cause of the dumb fire auto correct system idfk but uh yeah.
Also,I made techno and bad besties in this fic,just know it was not a ship,and yeah.thats about it I think.
Sorry if the lore was confusing or didnt add up.
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•Shattered • bbh angst
Fanfiction*slaps roof of author* this baby can make angst plots so bad its mistaken for crack!!
