Mamaboyhalo

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"so...your Darryl,right?" The woman at the desk asked.

 " yep! " Bad said as he turned back into his human form so the kids would recognize him.

The woman shifted uncomfortably.

 "Well...about the children you want to adopt..."

 " yeah?What about them are they alright??? " Bad said worried.

 "There fine,they just...They tend to be...well,problem children." the woman said with slight disgust in her voice.

 Quackity arched an eyebrow.

 "I beg your pardon!?" bad said.

 The woman sighed. "you'll see for yourself in a minute.Please follow me."

 Quackity and bad followed the woman into a large room with other children and people who worked there.There was toys and many children and workers,despite this,it was not hard to find the trio.

Bad quickly became disturbed.

Tubbo was curled up  behind ranboo and tommy.The goat hybrid had a red slap mark along with a scratch across his face and he was sobbing,while ranboo tried to calm him down.

Tommy was yelling at a man who appeared to work there,who was screaming at tubbo and tommy to shut up.

The man lifted his hand to hit tommy but quackity grabbed him.

 "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?" Quackity yelled.

 Bad had picked up the sobbing hybrid.He began to hum and softly pet his hair.Tubbo eventually calmed down and  fell asleep.

Bad used his cloak like a blanket and wrapped him up in it then turned to the other furious children.

 "What happened?" Bad asked the children gently .

 "They-"the worker started.

" I wasnt asking you. "bad said anger flashing in his eyes.

He turned back to the children.

" That bitch took tubbos bee hair pin!And when  Tubbo tried to get it back he hit him! "Tommy said angrily pointing towards the man.Ranboo made enderman noises that bad thought to be agreement.

" You did what! "quackity said tightening his grip on the man.

" Boys shoudnt wear something that girly!Its offensive to men! " the man said angrily.

Tubbo,who had woken up,heard the mans words and began to cry again.

"Tubbo,its okay.Nobody cares about obnoxious snobs opinions anyway.Besides I think your pins cute! "Bad said as He put a bandage on tubbos scratch.

Tubbo woudnt calm down and started sobbing harder. 

Suddenly Bad had an idea.

Bad produced a bright pink bow and placed it on his own head.

Bad looked at tubbo. "'its offensive to men.' Quackity am I offending you? "

Tubbo,ranboo,and tommy began to giggle as the man looked at bad with wide eyes.

"Not at all." quackity said.

" tubbo?ranboo?tommy?Am I offending you? "Bad said.

"No!" they giggled.

"You-" The obnoxious snob started.

"Bad!" Quackity said "I think the obnoxious snob is offended!! "

"oh." Bad said.He turned to the children. "you know what that means?"

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