Hello my lambs!!
Its me!The dreaded "editor" as she called me throughout this book.
I dont have wattpad so im gonna make a username up...
xx_Evee<3_xx
oh perfect.Those _ and x were toootally original.
Mmh.
oki so,uhhh this is a lil secret chapter if you will,the asshole doesn't know what im gonna put in it.
But I couldn't help but notice...that throughout all of her stories...
Theres no smut.
Like,at all.
Even if it says mature,no nadda none.
she does this because "Yeah.Uhh no smut here.But,if it says mature,people read it more.facts."
so im gonna fix that!
this is gonna be random dnf smut.I could make it fit her dumb story plot but eh,not feelin it.to much wooork.
So yeah!Idk what music to put here...I need music...AND NO.IM NOT DOING HEATWAVES.
I was thinking...taylor swift.cause she hates it.
But then again,maybe not.how bout...baby shark...
NAH AYO I GOT IT.
HARRY POTTER BUT YOUR EARS ARE BEGGING FOR MERCY.BRO.IM ADDING THIS TO MY PLAYLIST.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!
Yeah.idk.fuck plot.
HERE WE GOOO!
"aHaha~ d-dream please-hAh fuck~" george moaned as dream inserted another finger.
Aaaaaaand we are done with that!I read.dont write.
Sorry.But I will have one that someone else wrote at the bottom!dnf smut I mean.
Right now...AI generated story because there hilarious.
The small town of Quackity was known for its friendly ducks that swam lazily in the pond. But that peaceful atmosphere was about to be disrupted.
Bad and Skeppy were two ducks who had recently moved to Quackity. They were both mean ducks who liked to pick on the smaller ducks and make them miserable.
The other ducks soon started to complain to their leader, Quackity, about the bullying. Quackity was a wise old duck who had been around for many years and he knew how to handle a situation like this.
He gathered all the ducks in the pond and spoke to them. He explained that Bad and Skeppy were not allowed to bully the other ducks. If they did not obey, he would have to take action.
The two bullies were not happy about this, but they had no choice but to obey. They grumbled and muttered as they swam away to the other side of the pond.
From that day on, Bad and Skeppy were no longer allowed to pick on the smaller ducks. Quackity had put an end to their bullying and the pond was peaceful once more.
YOU ARE READING
•Shattered • bbh angst
Fanfic*slaps roof of author* this baby can make angst plots so bad its mistaken for crack!!