•Shattered • bbh angst

X MARKS THE POT!!

XD sits there for a moment.He needs to get to the afterlife in order to get to him.

XD sighed.He only knew one way back to the after life,and he hated him.Obnoxious snob.Not to mention he was probably going threw some major personality issues right now.

He didnt have any other way though.He needed to get to the Guardian.

Fuck.fuck.fuck.

Fine.He would go.

Go find Goodboyhalo.

Knock knock knock

The door opened slightly.

 "Im here to see good." XD said.

 jef shifted uncomfortably."Im afraid hes not himself right now...It would be best if you came another time. "

"I dont have ti-"XD started.

"Let him in,you muffi-NO FUCKING DAMN-" Good cried from somewhere behind the door.

Jef sighed and let XD in.

"Im assuming you know something about him? " Good said as XD sat down.

"Yeah.The bitch went to god mode." XD said.

" Langua-DAMN IT-" Good said just about ripping his hair out.

Good sighed. "I cant win this battle."

XD laughed. " What?Are you upset you cant be an asshole? " 

Good glared at him. "LANGUAGE.And no.Its just that,it doesn't feel right.Like my identity has been ripped from me."

XD stared at him.

"I also cant wrap my head around the fact that hes an absolute jerk when hes like that. " Good shuddered.

"Well I mean,Hes literally satan soo-" XD said.

"I still dont understand how this whole thing even works." Jef said.

"Me and you are opposites of bad and skeppy,okay?So,when there personalitys change,ours do to in order for us to still be opposites.And,because bad has somehow managed to change his entire personality,im like him and hes like me.Confusing universe junk. "Good said patiently.

"oh." jef said."and is that why you've been acting weird for the past 6 years?"

" Yes. "Goods face darkened for a moment.

"Hopefully this will be a turning point for him. "

"Anyways,what do you need you muffin head? " Good asked.

"I need to get to the after life." XD said.

" What?But your-no...YOUR KIDDING!DID HE -? " Good laughed.

XD frowned. "Yes.now I need a portal if you want to go back to normal."

" Fine,fine. "Good said still laughing,summoning a portal.

XD stepped threw it.

"Good luck!" He heard good cackle behind him.

XD saw distorted purple particles before he stepped out to see a ping pong ball heading straight for his head.

Normally his godly reflexes would take care of it,but he was no longer a god.

This being so,it smacked him dead in the face.