Happy Happy Fun Time in HxH

Running Part II-Starring: Sarcasm and Clown

Gon and Killua were there arguing about who won the race and Kurapika and Leorio soon came in after her. Cece caught her breath and then went to talk with the fully clothed Gon and Killua instead of the not fully clothed Kurapika and Leorio. "Cece, tell Gon I beat him." Killua stated as Cece came up. "I wasn't paying any attention so I couldn't say." Cece replied unhelpfully. "She's probably just saying that so she won't hurt your feelings." Killua teased Gon. The two of them began arguing again. "This next part of the exam will involve us running through this forest. The problem is that if you don't stay close you could easily die because this forest is full of deadly tricks and traps." The examiner warned them.

Then this scruffy looking man appeared. "He's not the examiner! I'm the real examiner!" the man cried. People started to question which examiner was the real one when cards went flying at both men. The original examiner caught the cards while the scruffy man was hit and killed by the cards. "Well that settles it. Only an examiner could have caught those cards. We had the real deal this whole time." Hisoka said as he shuffled his deck of cards. First he did the whole flower arm thing, and now he was killing people with cards. What else could this guy do? Cece wasn't sure if she was impressed by this, annoyed by this, or she was just facing stupidity in its final form. She wasn't sure why she was feeling the last one, but she was.

So they continued running, but it was marshier than a forest. That guy really needed to get some of his vocabulary straight. Soon a fog settled in and Cece got lost immediately. Like it took her two seconds and lost. Cece wandered aimlessly through the fog. She hoped she could find someone because dying alone didn't sound very pleasing at the moment. She heard some talk and steps so she headed over that way. Then she saw Hisoka strangling Gon. At first Cece wasn't sure if she liked Hisoka or not, but now she decided she didn't. She didn't know exactly what to do so she threw the closest thing to her at him. She missed. Big time. Cece's pride was momentarily checking out what coffin it should use since its death was coming so soon. It was about to make up its mind when struck by lightning. Hisoka dropped Gon and glanced at Cece. She now knew that she was dead meat. Since she had nothing to lose she started trash talking because she was very good at that. "What the heck man? What is your problem besides that fashion sense? It is one thing to turn people's arms into flowers; yes I'm still not over that, but hurting children. That is a whole new level of sick. I hope you die alone in a ditch." Cece started saying. Hisoka was conflicted once again. Should he kill her or let her do that herself. "If you're going to pick on someone, pick on someone your own size!" Cece said before she could stop. "Are you insisting you want me to fight you instead?" Hisoka asked. "No stupid, you're like seven foot. I'm five foot eight inches. Does that sound remotely the same size? No it doesn't." Cece let her sarcasm get the best of her. Now Hisoka began to wonder if she really was stupid or not. Maybe she was just annoying. "Were you hit on the head as a child?" Hisoka asked Cece. "No that was my sister. Wait, how did you know that?" Cece shouted at Hisoka. He just stood there silently for a couple minutes. "You know what I don't care anymore. You're interesting. I'm going to let you live." Hisoka said. "I am very interesting thank you very much." Cece said with much sarcasm. He was such a weirdo. Hisoka got a call on a radio he had on him apparently. "Well, it's been fun, but now I have to go." Hisoka said as he picked up an unconscious Leorio that Cece didn't notice until then. "Gon, I'm sure you can find your way back, and bring the dope with you." Hisoka said before disappearing into the fog. Cece watched him disappear. "Wait, did he just call me a dope? That jerk!" Cece shouted.

Gon ran over to where Cece was standing. "Thanks for helping me out. To think you would turn on the guy you were planning the wedding with so quickly." Gon said. "We weren't planning a wedding. What gave you that idea?" Cece asked as it became very awkward. Gon realized there must have been a misunderstanding between him and Cece earlier. Soon Kurapika met up with them as well. "Hey are you guys alright?" Kurapika said. "We're fine, but I have no clue how we're going to make it back to the group." Cece told Kurapika. "I can follow the scent of Leorio's cologne. It has a very unique scent." Gon said. "Awesome, so let's just follow Gon, and we're good to go." Cece concluded. So the three of them were able to meet up with the group just in time thanks to Gon. Killua was already there like Leorio. "Hey for a second I didn't think you were going to make it." Killua admitted when he saw them. "Well, it was all thanks to Gon." Kurapika stated.