"Anyway," began Ms. Blah Blah, "When I was your age, I was so afraid of the attention I got from being Anna and Kristoff's daughter, so the principle at the time, Ms. Mint Pepper gave me a threatening text saying that if I don't change my last name, I should pay for nine dollars for detention because, well, Ms. Mint Pepper cared about my well-being that I don't want to be Anna and Kristoff's daughter, I want to be my own person!" said Ms. Blah Blah. "Of course, all the royal/semi royal people were forced to go to Auradon, so I left Norway, then I wanted to go to Midland to be normal, but I was forced to be this teacher in Aurodon. I am too worried about what may happen.
"I wanted to change my name to Anita Blah Blah, but going by a different first name would be too crazy." Like an ani, Anise dashed out the door.
The royal guards of Alderan are after her! Anise trespassed! She doesn't know the song! She broke in!
The tall shaven, liveried. They have buckled shoes and carried sacks of tomatoes. So you can imagine what they smell like.
After a while, a little guard had a tomato to her throat as a can of shaving cream tumbled out of his pocket.
Lila noticed the unusual can. "He's a Peterson Elf!" Lila yelled, accusingly pointing a finger at the short guard, and it stopped all the commotion. Absolutely no one knows what she's talking about, except the short guard. Peterson elves just have really long beards.
The end fell suddenly helpless. The short guard started crying and tried to run away, but Maria the guard stopped him. Sheeph Duran almost stopped him but saw that Maria had gotten it.
Covered in tomato sauce, Anise sees his driver's license on the floor and yells over his sobs, "His name is Trevor!"
The image on the license was of an elf with a long beard. The species on the license says Peterson Elf. Trevor explains that he's a Peterson Elf from the Elf Kingdom and doesn't want to be an elf, so he shaves hourly and went to Auradon to where he's eligible to be a guard! Lila mentioned that the Elf Kingdom has magic tree houses.
Suddenly, Jay and Lonnie ran to the outside to see what all that was about.
"Brian!" yells Jay, as he rolls in literally like a hedgehog.
"I'm Tia Gallagos! What are you talking about?" cries Tia. Tia is not looking Jay is the eyes and screams, "You're lying!"
Jay says, "Wrong!"
Then Chelsea the Chasis yells, "Brian is here!"
The ongoers don't believe Jay or Chelsea, so they're asking, "Tia is a man named Brian?"
Lonnie says, "I believe you, J-Hud." She says it like a nice evil scientist.
Author's Note: The whole Trevor scene is far from important.
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