V, you gud?
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(At Uzi's room)
Uzi: Hmmm... How does this work? *Grabs manual* Okay, so, hold the power button and... Okay, it's booting up.
N: Watcha doing Uzi?
Uzi: I'm setting up my phone, this beauty will be soon a powerful research machine!
N: Research... Machine...?
Uzi: With this I can search up everything! Everything!
N: Is it really that powerful?
Uzi: Uhhh, nah. I'm just happy I got a phone for myself.
N: That sounds pretty fun!
Uzi: Yeah, okay, it has finally booted up, now, I just need to set it up and... Done!
N: Can I please see it?
Uzi: It's not even ready yet.
N: What? What do you mean? Didn't you say that it's done?
Uzi: I'm done setting it up, now it just need to load the OS.
N: Oooh, now I understand.
Uzi: Anyway, I'm sure It will take a while to do that, so, let's get some shut eye.
N: 'Kay!
(The next day)
/Uzi's Monitor/: *8 am alarm goes off*
Uzi: Ugh, already? *Smacks face* He's still sleeping, hmmm... Hehehe, I got an idea! *Grabs a spoon and a pan* WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!
N: Hm? WHAT THE- Oh, thank robo-jesus it's you.
Uzi: What do you mean?
N: I thought V was attacking the colony.
Uzi: Dude, what.
N: Nothing to care about. Anyways, just let me sleep.
Uzi: Hm? You don't want to wake up?
N: Uzi, IT'S 8 IN THE MORNING!
Uzi: Why is it the matter? I thought you liked to wake up early, you good?
N: No, I'm not good, I didn't sleep well last night.
Uzi: Huh? Why?
N: BECAUSE OF THIS DAMN PHONE THAT KEPT MAKING SOUND!
Uzi: You could just wake me up to turn it off. And also, I didn't hear nothing.
N: Ugh, just take that phone.
Uzi: Damn, when you're sleepy you act like a whole different person.
N: Just let me sleeeeep!
Uzi: Okay okay! *Leaves room*
Khan: Uzi, you already up?
Uzi: Wait, aren't you supposed to be at work?
Khan: I just got a little late.
Uzi: Little? You're two hours late dad!
Khan: Wait, what? *Checks clock* OH ROBO-JESUS I NEED TO GO BYE UZI!
Uzi: How did he forget that? Anyway, I just need to eat something.
(After some time)
N: *opens door*
Uzi: Finally, you're up. Want some pancakes? I can put oil instead of syrup on them for you.
N: Thanks Uzi! But I'm not hungry.
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Murderous Romance
FanfictionThis is a Fanfic about Murder Drones, with the most popular ship N x Uzi (or Nuzi for people who are like, intimate? idk)
